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re: Annoying things you found out about your wife/gf when you moved in together
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:32 pm to 225Tyga
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:32 pm to 225Tyga
Every shite she takes smells like a Mardi Gras porta potty in 200 degree weather.
And almost every dump she drops, there are brown claw marks all around the bowl as if the poo was an alive shite cat trying to claw it's way out.
And almost every dump she drops, there are brown claw marks all around the bowl as if the poo was an alive shite cat trying to claw it's way out.
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Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:33 pm to LewDawg
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I can understand rinsing it off, but full blown washing?
Soap, a brush, and all - dishes are sparkling before they go into the dishwasher. Drives me crazy.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:38 pm to 225Tyga
I survived 5 years on my own without her, but apparently I didn't know how to wash clothes, load the dishwasher, or perform pretty much any other household task. I'm so glad I didn't end up marrying that psycho.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:39 pm to 225Tyga
I can't be out of her sight for 5 minutes without her wondering what I'm doing in the other room.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:39 pm to 225Tyga
Is not nearly as neat as I am...and she snores like a grizzly bear.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:39 pm to tigerfoot
Mine absolutely refuses to place a fresh toilet paper roll on the dispenser. Refuses!
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:40 pm to MisterFaster
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And almost every dump she drops, there are brown claw marks all around the bowl as if the poo was an alive shite cat trying to claw it's way out.
Do you live with another dude? That's gross.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:40 pm to 225Tyga
hair. hair everywhere.
you'd swear she shaves her head in every room, every day.
you'd swear she shaves her head in every room, every day.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:41 pm to 225Tyga
My ex always put the shite tickets on the roll backwards, she vacuumed EVERY day while I was trying to relax after work, she used all the hot water.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:42 pm to FootballNostradamus
quote:Put some peanut butter on it.
I fell for this as well. Gf made it sound like the only thing keeping her from gobbling my knob like her morning vitamins was the fact that we didn't live together. Now we do, but she still doesnt. Such bull shite.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:44 pm to jvilletiger25
She is a clutter machine.
Whatever she has in her hand that she wants to set down, goes to the first place it will fit.
Bag on the counter when she gets home.
Putting something in the fridge? Opens up the door, first place she sees it goes.
Whatever she has in her hand that she wants to set down, goes to the first place it will fit.
Bag on the counter when she gets home.
Putting something in the fridge? Opens up the door, first place she sees it goes.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:45 pm to 225Tyga
I could answer this question all day but the best is.. she's still here
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:45 pm to 225Tyga
Not annoyed but it is truly astonishing;
How much toilet paper a woman can consume.
How much hair sheds......it's everywhere!
How much toilet paper a woman can consume.
How much hair sheds......it's everywhere!
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:45 pm to 225Tyga
# of house projects started: 23
# of house projects completed: 0
# of house projects completed: 0
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:47 pm to Festus
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# of house projects started: 23
# of house projects completed: 0
THAT is an eye-popping statistic.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:47 pm to andwesway
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Mine absolutely refuses to place a fresh toilet paper roll on the dispenser. Refuses!
Mine puts in on the roll backwards. Also doesn't squeeze the toothpaste from back to front.
She also buys the same shite at the grocery store even though we already have said item in the fridge. Then she opens the new one even though the old one is already open and still good.
At any point in time there is always at least 3 half eaten Sabra hummus containers in the fridge. 2 bottles of orange juice both halfway consumed, and like 6 bags large bags of chips all opened.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:48 pm to 225Tyga
How little my wife actually did around her house before moving in to mine... 
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:48 pm to LCA131
Average percentage of completion on each project: 36%
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:49 pm to 225Tyga
she uses black dildos. 
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:49 pm to 225Tyga
She comes from a family of 5 girls...they had their damned family meeting in the bathroom. therefore she finds it perfectly acceptable to open the door while I am shutting and start a conversation with me.
She also gets pissed when i lock the door.
She also gets pissed when i lock the door.
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