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re: Annoying things you found out about your wife/gf when you moved in together
Posted on 6/6/17 at 8:27 am to 225Tyga
Posted on 6/6/17 at 8:27 am to 225Tyga
When I wake up to go to work at 7am i can barely comb my hair without her saying I'm being to loud. I get text this morning saying "why did you wake me?" Sorry I had to shower dear. Great way to start the day
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 8:31 am to 225Tyga
When I remind her I told her something and she denies I ever told her. But I guess it's payback b/c I don't listen to a damn thing she says, so she says. Another one is she'll tell me her schedule like 3 months in advance and then bitches when I forget it. She's a planner, I don't know what i'll be doing the next 5 minutes. 'Twas meant to be. 
This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 8:32 am
Posted on 6/6/17 at 9:32 am to 225Tyga
Well I've been married for 27 years but here it goes:
First years:
excessive toilet paper usage (seems most common)- still to this day
throw used tampons in the bathroom wastebasket - @ 32 had a hysterectomy so problem solved
squeezed toothpaste tube from the middle - still to this day
could not cook toast - now is a freaking amazing cook and cooks the best gumbo I know
never put anything in its place - still to this day. maybe worse
half open drinks in the fridge - all good now
hated 2am sex - after her hysterectomy she's ready at anytime as much as I want. More now than ever.
First years:
excessive toilet paper usage (seems most common)- still to this day
throw used tampons in the bathroom wastebasket - @ 32 had a hysterectomy so problem solved
squeezed toothpaste tube from the middle - still to this day
could not cook toast - now is a freaking amazing cook and cooks the best gumbo I know
never put anything in its place - still to this day. maybe worse
half open drinks in the fridge - all good now
hated 2am sex - after her hysterectomy she's ready at anytime as much as I want. More now than ever.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:53 am to SG_Geaux
Yes I did. But as soon as we moved in together she lost her manners. Apparently she was putting on a show.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:54 am to 225Tyga
I can hear her blink.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:23 pm to DupontsCircle
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You are my GF and why are you on this website? This is the exact shite I get yelled at everyday for.
Your GF should dump you.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:28 pm to ByePolar
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Sleeps like she's dead.
That bothers you? Mine tosses and turns all night and tries to sleep diagonal.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 11:53 pm to 225Tyga
Leaves Bobby Pins every where
Turns the AC up at night
Has 7000 products on the bathroom counter
Leaves bottles and containers lying around
Turns the AC up at night
Has 7000 products on the bathroom counter
Leaves bottles and containers lying around
Posted on 6/7/17 at 12:04 am to JetFuelTyga
Omg. I don't even live with mine and her toothpaste tubes drive me crazy. I can't think about it without getting upset. Squeezefrom the bottom, how fricking hard can it possibly be?
Posted on 6/7/17 at 1:27 am to MisterFaster
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And almost every dump she drops, there are brown claw marks all around the bowl as if the poo was an alive shite cat trying to claw it's way out.
I laughed so hard at this I think I cracked a rib.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 5:13 am to 225Tyga
She thinks the lint trap on the dryer empties itself.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 5:58 am to 225Tyga
She was a slob and a slut.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 6:31 am to mydadwillSueU
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When I wake up to go to work at 7am i can barely comb my hair without her saying I'm being to loud. I get text this morning saying "why did you wake me?" Sorry I had to shower dear. Great way to start the day
I get up to be at work the same time, if my wife did that to me, I would start jumping on the bed every chance I got from the moment I woke up til I left the house. frick that noise, it's work, it's not like I want to get up early and go to that place. Luckily mine doesn't complain about such nonsense. I have other nonsense to deal with...
This post was edited on 6/7/17 at 6:32 am
Posted on 6/7/17 at 6:37 am to Masterag
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Squeeze from the bottom
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Masterag
Sounds about right.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 7:15 am to Festus
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Only to clog the toilet on the flush....for a piss wipe.
My wife has done this multiple times. It's literally unbelievable to me.
Posted on 6/7/17 at 7:44 am to MisterFaster
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And almost every dump she drops, there are brown claw marks all around the bowl as if the poo was an alive shite cat trying to claw it's way out.
Dude, get her off the canned food and on something solid.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 12:57 am to tonydtigr
This thread delivers! Funny shite
Posted on 6/8/17 at 1:01 am to 225Tyga
She really does poop, after all.
Posted on 6/8/17 at 1:36 am to whoisnickdoobs
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She also buys the same shite at the grocery store even though we already have said item in the fridge. Then she opens the new one even though the old one is already open and still good.
Separation worthy imo
Posted on 6/8/17 at 1:59 am to pochejp
She talks in her sleep, conversations. She'll tell me to turn off the light, ask my opinion on something, etc.
It really creeped me out when we first started dating because sometimes she wasn't talking to me.
It really creeped me out when we first started dating because sometimes she wasn't talking to me.
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