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re: Annoying things you found out about your wife/gf when you moved in together
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:28 pm to RodFarva
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:28 pm to RodFarva
She leaves any container, bag of chips, or box that would otherwise need to be closed WIDE fricking open on the counter...
so many stale chips...
so many stale chips...
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Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:47 pm to MisterFaster
Your girl needs to change her diet.
A diet high in fiber all comes out in one go with only one to two wipes needed. The third is just courtesy.
A diet high in fiber all comes out in one go with only one to two wipes needed. The third is just courtesy.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:50 pm to StringedInstruments
Only lived with one GF. She was pretty good relative to a lot of stories here, didn't fart, did her best to not leave the bathroom stinking after dumps. Worst thing was the occasional toenail clipping on the bathroom floor.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 4:11 pm to 225Tyga
She was a closet slob and a whore.
ETA that was the first. My only complaint about the second is she is OCD. The clothes have to be folded and hung perfect in the closets. I get in trouble when I need to make a quick run out the house and I disturb the clothes perfect alignment.
ETA that was the first. My only complaint about the second is she is OCD. The clothes have to be folded and hung perfect in the closets. I get in trouble when I need to make a quick run out the house and I disturb the clothes perfect alignment.
This post was edited on 6/5/17 at 4:17 pm
Posted on 6/5/17 at 4:13 pm to 225Tyga
She stopped thinking everything I did and said was the greatest.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 4:16 pm to CapperVin
quote:More than one at a time?
she uses black dildos.
This post was edited on 6/5/17 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 6/5/17 at 4:25 pm to 225Tyga
Half the toothpaste in our home is used for brushing teeth. The other half I clean from the counter top bc she never puts the cap back on.
She throws the bath mat in the laundry without replacing it with a clean one. Every. Single. Time. Drives me insane. Now, when she does this, I just throw one of her "nice" towels on the floor and use it as a bath mat.
She throws the bath mat in the laundry without replacing it with a clean one. Every. Single. Time. Drives me insane. Now, when she does this, I just throw one of her "nice" towels on the floor and use it as a bath mat.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 4:27 pm to 225Tyga
Based off the amount of hair I find in the shower drain on the reg, I'm not sure how my wife has any more hair. She is also completely incapable of temperature regulation anymore. She is always either too hot or too cold (mostly cold).
Posted on 6/5/17 at 4:32 pm to Aubie Spr96
She pregnant?
My wife kept the house arctic cold from when she got pregnant with our last one until her water broke.
My wife kept the house arctic cold from when she got pregnant with our last one until her water broke.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 4:38 pm to DupontsCircle
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She will only poop at home when nobody is there
What's bad about that?
My GF was the same way, except she'd wait until 3 or 4 am to do it.
I never had that expectation but it's nice that at least wanted to still create the illusion that she didn't perform these bodily functions.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 4:42 pm to 225Tyga
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Curious, what are some of the more aggravating things that your better half does that drives you insane now that you two live together.
She doesn't enjoy giving head as much as she let on when we were dating. Although, her desire to recieve head never dropped.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 4:42 pm to teke184
quote:Can (allegedly) be the best time of your life with the right woman.
She pregnant?
To explain: There's a psychobabble theory that many women are subconsciously seriously afraid of becoming pregnant and that negatively impacts their ability to completely enjoy the sexy time. That they are always somewhat restrained because the negative association with becoming pregnant. Once they are pregnant, so the theory goes, this is no longer a constraint and they can just get busy with complete abandon.
Not saying this is true in every woman but....
Posted on 6/5/17 at 4:45 pm to soccerfüt
Still depends on her being relatively sane even before you no longer had to worry about slipping one past the goalie.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 4:48 pm to 225Tyga
Her parents taught her to just put her dishes in the sink and fill them with water.
My parents taught me to put my dishes in the dishwasher after rinsing them.
To this day I will immediately put my dishes in the dishwasher after rinsing them. My wife just fills everything with water and leaves it there. It drives me up the fricking wall.
My parents taught me to put my dishes in the dishwasher after rinsing them.
To this day I will immediately put my dishes in the dishwasher after rinsing them. My wife just fills everything with water and leaves it there. It drives me up the fricking wall.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 5:11 pm to 225Tyga
I lived with a GF for a few years. Her deal was not flushing the toilet. After discovering her morning glory a number of times I would just flush the toilet w/o looking. I never understood WHY? She would close the lid and not flush!
Posted on 6/5/17 at 5:12 pm to 225Tyga
She snores.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 6:02 pm to 225Tyga
She is way messier than I thought she would be...
and she was actually a really selfish, self-absorbed bitch.
and she was actually a really selfish, self-absorbed bitch.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 6:42 pm to BoogaBear
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She is a clutter machine.
Whatever she has in her hand that she wants to set down, goes to the first place it will fit.
Bag on the counter when she gets home.
Putting something in the fridge? Opens up the door, first place she sees it goes.
This. Bangs fricking head
Posted on 6/5/17 at 7:13 pm to GregMaddux
Women can be pretty gross.
This post was edited on 6/5/17 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 6/5/17 at 7:21 pm to 225Tyga
A roll plus a day easily is what I noticed at first.
Then the amount of makeup hauled around in a tool box kind of thing.
The sex was more readily accessible.
The place smelled so much better though....
Then the amount of makeup hauled around in a tool box kind of thing.
The sex was more readily accessible.
The place smelled so much better though....
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