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re: A couple pick up lines an old guy told me to use

Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:04 pm to
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22903 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:04 pm to
Know how I know you're going home with me tonight?

Cause I'm stronger than you.
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:05 pm to
Pics or I'm calling BS
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15770 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:10 pm to
Um, excuse me, did you queef?
Because you blew me away.
Posted by FT
REDACTED
Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:12 pm to
I will pay you for sex.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22903 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

I will pay you for sex.


Posted by SaintCajun
Pacific Northwest
Member since Apr 2012
4294 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

here is another woman. Splash some water on her from your drink and say - hey let's go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.

Posted by countryboy2
Zimbabwe
Member since Jan 2009
1474 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:38 pm to
Hey gul, I got more meat than a smokehouse. In a Troy Landry voice
Posted by HinesvilleThrill
Skidaway Island
Member since Sep 2012
3475 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:42 pm to
"Sit on my face, and I'll eat my way to your heart."

"Is that a keg in your pants, cause I'd love to tap that arse!"

Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32429 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:45 pm to
No wonder y'all are single....
Posted by Hater Bait
Tuscaloosa & Gulf Shores
Member since Nov 2012
2871 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

Let me know how they work on someone other than your wives.


Ain't nothing wrong with that.

As a matter of fact, I'm going to use one after my wife gets pissed off at me about something tonight, b/c it always happens!

I think wives get off on being mad.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

How do you like your eggs in the morning? fried, scrambled, or fertilized?



This one will be tried tonight.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51664 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:58 pm to
my cousin used "Nice shoes lets frick"

it worked.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51664 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

This one will be tried tonight.



watch the video
Posted by CaptinCook
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2014
16 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 5:58 pm to
Excuse me but do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.
Posted by razorbackfan4life
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2011
8496 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 6:05 pm to
keep them coming..
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35541 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 6:14 pm to
A buddy of mine told a waitress this. I just about fell out of my chair.

"So, you draduated from South Carolina? Gamecocks, eh? Well, I want you to know that this cock is game."
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11803 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 6:16 pm to
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16201 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:42 pm to
Wanna go back to my place and get some cold pizza and butt frick?

What's wrong, you don't like cold pizza?
Posted by The Calvin
Member since Jun 2013
5240 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:57 pm to
I'd siphon a toot out if your fart box
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:10 pm to
"I'd make love to you if I thought you could handle it."

Told by a friend of mine to some Sororistute at Murphy's.

Yeah, Greek girls are easy.

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