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A couple pick up lines an old guy told me to use
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:12 am
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:12 am
1: Did you sit in sugar? Because you sure do have a sweet arse
2: I'm no weatherman but I predict a few inches for you tonight.
I'd never heard these. I thought they were good.
2: I'm no weatherman but I predict a few inches for you tonight.
I'd never heard these. I thought they were good.
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Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:13 am to couv1217
Let me know how they work on someone other than your wives.
ETA I'm 1000000000000x10^23% using the second one tonight.
ETA Again, more than a few though. Obviously.
ETA I'm 1000000000000x10^23% using the second one tonight.
ETA Again, more than a few though. Obviously.
This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 10:15 am
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:13 am to couv1217
Is there a mirror in your pants? because I sure can see myself in them.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:13 am to couv1217
Somebody is getting laid tonight
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:15 am to couv1217
Did you grow up on a chicken farm cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.
This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 10:17 am
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:16 am to WHATDOINO
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Somebody is getting laid tonight
Yep, and it's not this guy.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:18 am to couv1217
Is your dad a meat burgler? Cus it looks like someone stuffed two fine hams down the back of your pants.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:18 am to couv1217
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would stick my penis in your vagina.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:18 am to couv1217
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:18 am to couv1217
Did you grow up in Ireland?
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:20 am to couv1217
here is another woman. Splash some water on her from your drink and say - hey let's go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:20 am to couv1217
I don't recall ever using a line to open her up.
Usually, "Hey, how ya doing" or some other innocuous remark.
Usually, "Hey, how ya doing" or some other innocuous remark.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:20 am to Bluefin
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:30 am to couv1217
There are 206 bones in the human body.....Do you want one more?
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:33 am to couv1217
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
my favorite go to
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
my favorite go to
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:37 am to Nado Jenkins83
Hey, let's frick.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:42 am to couv1217
1. Are you wearing space pants? Because your arse is out of this world.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:47 am to couv1217
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1: Did you sit in sugar? Because your farts smell sweet.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:50 am to couv1217
i like those
thanks....im gonna give them a shot
thanks....im gonna give them a shot
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:54 am to couv1217
How do you like your eggs in the morning? fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
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