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re: A couple pick up lines an old guy told me to use

Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:54 am to
Posted by dantes69
Boise, Id.
Member since Aug 2011
2022 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:54 am to
would you hold it against me if I told you that you have a nice body

do you have a little Irish in you? would you like to?
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:00 am to
2. Baby you're like a siberian husky in the sahara.
Hot
White
and your coat would look great on my floor.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37752 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:03 am to
Hey baby, are your legs tired? Cause you sure are fat.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50815 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:04 am to
Are those space pants you're wearing?
Because your arse is out of this world.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can surely see myself inside you.
Posted by Moonflower
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2014
58 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:05 am to
quote:

Hey baby, are your legs tired? Cause you sure are fat.


Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:06 am to
quote:

Are those space pants you're wearing?
Because your arse is out of this world.



nice
Posted by Mr Fusion
The American Dream City
Member since Dec 2010
7457 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:07 am to
I couldn't help but notice you not noticing me. I'm here to fix that.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50815 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:13 am to
Posted by lsugal121212
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
886 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:13 am to
Don't try that crap it won't work
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:16 am to
quote:

Hey baby, are your legs tired? Cause you sure are fat.


2:00am bar closing winner!!!
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59651 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:16 am to
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
Posted by lsugal121212
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
886 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:23 am to
I'm hope you are joking
This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 11:24 am
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:35 am to
Holy crap.... those lines won't even work in the movies.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59651 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:39 am to
I saw it on a website. It's rather confusing isn't it.
Posted by Isabelle
Member since Jul 2012
2726 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:48 am to
My favorite is from a current tv commercial, "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:52 am to
This coming from the woman who proposed to her Husband at the Sadie Hawkins dance in 1980.





Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
15846 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:54 am to
As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.
Posted by Dave Worth
Metairie
Member since Dec 2003
1809 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:16 pm to
Want to grab a bag of dorito's and go frick?

What? You don't like dorito's?
Posted by Col reb 2011
#38
Member since Apr 2013
1614 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:36 pm to
Hey gurl.. Let me pee in that butt
Posted by Bunsbert Montcroff
Phoenix AZ / Boise ID
Member since Jan 2008
5497 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:43 pm to
some good stuff in this thread.

i need to write it down.
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