Unfortunately this is the case more often than not. Every person I know in CO who owns one is a huge fricking tool and most don't know the first thing about off-roading. Anytime I see one on the highway I immediately think "there goes a tool".
So anyone that buys a MB AMG, BMW M3 or M5, a Porsche 911, a Nissan GT-R, etc, etc should know about high performance racing too, right? They should bring their car to the track to race?
Anyone that has a mini-van should be required to have kids and be a soccer mom, right?
Anyone that owns an SUV should need one to haul medium load cargo?
Everyone that owns an electric vehicle should be eco-freindly and love the Earth?
Point being, if one can afford a vehicle, likes the look and drive, and buys one, who is anyone to tell them what they should have to do with it?
When you say douche-mobile, if just makes you sound bitter and jealous.