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re: 12 Phrases Only Southerners Use

Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:13 pm to
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15579 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:13 pm to
Bout to come a gully washer
Posted by geauxfish24
Member since Feb 2008
2143 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:26 pm to
Couldn't pour piss out of a boot.

Useless as tits on a boar
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:36 pm to
Play purty is awesome
Posted by Warheel
Member since Aug 2011
2059 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:45 pm to
It's colder'n welldigger's arse
Posted by webstew
B-city
Member since May 2009
1267 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:54 pm to
Jake leg

Crazy as a peach orchard boar

Useless as tits on a bull

mother-wit (good sense)

stink-jim (musk turtle)
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7914 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:59 pm to
doin' a hunnert
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

Witchadija 

As in 


You didn't being your truck witchadija?!?!?!

At least give jeff foxworthy credit for his shitty joke
Posted by MotorBoater
Hammond
Member since Sep 2010
1677 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:37 pm to
I didn't realize everybody didn't say "Buggy" as in shopping cart or "Hose Pipe" as in garden hose untill it was pointed out to me.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

Bout to come a gully washer




It's a real turd floater/frog choker
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45729 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:43 pm to
Wutter.

as in... "Wutter ya'll fixin' to do?"
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14977 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 6:46 pm to
Fid'na (fixin' to)
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50249 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:12 pm to
Aalllll I know is IIIIIII don´t know......
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7095 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:22 pm to
I said fixing to all of the time and people out here thought I was nuts. I never knew saying that I was fixing to was a thing.
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6--Brazos River Backwater
Member since Sep 2015
26142 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

fixing to

They know that up in L.A., but the native Angelenos don't say that.

There's lots up people from Louisiana, Georgia and the Carolinas up here.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:31 pm to
Where ya'll off too?

I spect I'm on head on to the house.

Hotter'n a 3 dollar pistol up in here.

How many do you actually need to make your point "cuz I'm busier than a one arm paper hanger rat now"
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46481 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:32 pm to
It's hotter'n two foxes frickin in a forest fire

catty corner and catywampus
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:35 pm to
I'm gonna have to put my dick in the mashed potatoes
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7697 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:37 pm to
Go save your things

Save the dishes when you finished.
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
5365 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:43 pm to
Ax you a question
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 8/12/16 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

save your things


If your grandparents said this, I think it was more dementia than southern.
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