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re: Three Traveling Salesmen at a Hotel (No homo) - mulletproof
[quote]kafka[/quote] I had questionable chinese today. Please give a brotha a kige warning. I nearly shite the bed. :lol:...
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re: Just passed through the Mobile tunnel - mulletproof
The past three years we have strung lights up on the Eastern shore entrance at Christmas. We recently converted to Islam though, so this year we thought a 55 gallon drum of ANFO detonated on the first day of Ramadan would be festive....
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re: WTF happened on the Plains yesterday? - mulletproof
Exactly. Fallen asleep in his car, festooned with pistols like some goddam pirate and he would have been fine. If he played for bammer.....
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re: Come on Sean White - mulletproof
On the plus side, he just moved up the waiting list for a spot on Manziel's posse....
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re: Laugh at LSU thread - mulletproof
We are counting on you bullies. Make tAftergrind great again. :nana:...
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re: Let the party begin - mulletproof
This party will seem like it lasts forevah..@12MILBUYOUT....
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re: Cash me outside girl rap video - mulletproof
Sadly, I'm not sure that girl makes it to 18....
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re: Name my son - mulletproof
Go with a strong 1960's Hollywood name. Dash Riprock or Bolt Upright....
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re: Which Walmart do you believe is the worst and why? - mulletproof
[quote]Selma, Al.[/quote] Big fricking amen on that. Beyond shithole....
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re: SEC goes 3-0 daggers the heart of the ACC .... - mulletproof
Taterheads up clempson, curbstomp inbound....
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re: SECR, Tell me how my arse tastes - mulletproof
No clue, but I imagine it looks like a London subway tunnel...
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re: Almost died tonight. (false alarm though) - mulletproof
Sounds like super aggressive SARS infection from inhaling mice turd residue from those tortillas. You will notice decreased lung function soon. Praying for your soul....
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re: Ole Miss long snapper quits team day before season opener - mulletproof
Must be a dumbass. It's Ole Miss law school. How much focus could that require really....
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re: Gus Malzahn and the hogs - mulletproof
"All hat no cattle" We have 2010 head of cattle on our 1st ranch, and 2013 head of cattle on our second....
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re: Who scores the first points for your team tomorrow? - mulletproof
Was gonna say Carlson too. Guess I'll go with Bubba....
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re: The Blue Shed in Rockport, Tx from Jeff P's periscope appreciation thread - mulletproof
That damn shed would probably hover if a sinkhole opened up beneath it....
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re: Can Anyone Recommend A Book On The History Of Slavery? - mulletproof
"Rules for Radicals" By Saul Alinsky Your welcome....
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re: Can an eclipse trigger seismic activity? - mulletproof
Sweet! Hour closer to the beach....
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re: USS John McCain collides with merchant vessel... - mulletproof
No worries, the USS Mr. Magoo is on it's way to take over patrol duties....
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re: is the CEL(check engine light) on in your car? - mulletproof
365,000 miles on one. Dashboard looks like a dragstrip christmas tree....
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