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Luke Bryan hates the Outlaws, and therefore, America.

Posted on 7/10/15 at 5:22 pm
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22079 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 5:22 pm
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I’ve never been a ‘Those were the good old days’ kind of guy. I’m not big on looking back on the past. I’m not an outlaw country singer. I don’t do cocaine and run around. So I’m not going to sing outlaw country. I like to hunt, fish, ride around on my farm, build a big bonfire and drink some beers—and that’s what I sing about.


Well, sir, I say to you:

This post was edited on 7/10/15 at 5:24 pm
Posted by MercerBears
Grenada
Member since Jan 2015
685 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 5:26 pm to
all that stuff alot funner when u got zanix and good smellin toot
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55486 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 6:28 pm to
Outlaws hate Luke Bryan, too.

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I like to hunt, fish, ride around on my farm, build a big bonfire and drink some beers—and that’s what I sing about.


Pure eloquence!
This post was edited on 7/10/15 at 6:29 pm
Posted by Walter White
Judice Inn Booth 1
Member since Sep 2012
3111 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 6:50 pm to
Luke Bryan is a fage
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13480 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 7:17 pm to
He is a fricking douche
Posted by brodys_lettuce
Houston
Member since Jun 2014
791 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 7:29 pm to
The next Bruce Jenner.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55656 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 8:32 pm to
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I don't do cocaine
pussy
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18800 posts
Posted on 7/10/15 at 9:31 pm to
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I like to hunt, fish, ride around on my farm, build a big bonfire and drink some beers and that's what I pay people to write songs about


FIFY
Posted by bherm1988
Shreveport, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
2755 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 12:05 am to
What's funny is it took him to say this for some of his fans to realize he's a big bitch. As if it wasn't obvious already.
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 12:57 am to


Yeah that's why he's not considered in the same class of musician as those that are considered "outlaw."
Posted by Retlaw
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Sep 2013
1253 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 8:47 am to
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I don’t do cocaine and run around.


What the hell does he have against Waylon? Them's fighting words....
Posted by LoneStarTiger
Lone Star State
Member since Aug 2004
15946 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:22 am to
quote:

Luke Bryan hates the Outlaws, and therefore, America.


But he loves penis, so he has that going for him
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 12:47 pm to
At least he is honest about being a douche
Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
27684 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 3:43 pm to
I wonder if he did that interview with a penis up his butt or if he took it out before
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13479 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 3:48 pm to
Luke Bryan couldn't hang with Willie, Waylon, and the boys.

At least he has accepted the fact that is his a pussy.
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:12 am to
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y. I like to hunt, fish, ride around on my farm, build a big bonfire and drink some beers—and that’s what I sing about.



Well shite, way to be original, and not sing about the exact same thing as every other bro country pillow biter.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 12:56 am to
No wonder he's so awful. You don't have to do cocaine to like or respect the greats that came before you. Outlaw country isn't just about drugs or actual outlaw behavior. And this whole "country" stereotype permeating the genre today is getting old. Hunting, fishing, beer, farms, trucks doesn't make you country and there's certainly more to country than that stuff.

Him and the rest of today's "country" stars have absolutely no roots in the genre.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 6:51 am to
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I don’t do cocaine and run around. So I’m not going to sing outlaw country. I like to hunt, fish, ride around on my farm, build a big bonfire and drink some beers—and that’s what I sing about.


Which is why country music really sucks worse today than it did back then.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 9:16 am to
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bro country pillow biter.


Nice
Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 7/13/15 at 10:12 am to
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But he loves penis, so he has that going for him




yeah well..if i was hitting that on the reg...you could call me a fig all you want...what a dumbass statement...you may not like his music but calling him gay cause you don't like it is ignorant...dudes wife is like....perfect
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