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re: Zack Snyder’s 'Army of the Dead' Tomatometer & Spoiler Thread

Posted on 5/24/21 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by ISEN_AG
ThunderWolf Manor
Member since Aug 2013
1933 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 7:43 pm to
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It sounds like a cool idea. But I get way too analytical watching Zombie movies. If the guy just wanted an Alpha and they are worth 2 billion.


shite, if they had told the team the truth they could've 1-2 Alpha heads within 10 minutes of getting inside.
Posted by brmark70816
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2011
9816 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 7:03 am to
Exactly and they would have done the job for 100k a piece at most. Tons of operators would have killed for that opportunity..
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34035 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 7:28 am to
Bro I was thinking thr same thing. Maybe it was the trans unit...
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 7:47 am to
Finished it late last night. Absolutely hated the subplot with the daughter. Should have dropped that whole plot line with her. And Mexico City dude would have turned while he was hiding in the vault. Plus he just walks around with all that radiation like it’s nothing?

Had some of the same problems that all Netflix movies have (needs a script polishing), but a much more interesting premise and slightly better execution. Most Netflix movies are about a 5 maybe 5.5. I’d give this a 6 or so.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28984 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 10:07 am to
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Had some of the same problems that all Netflix movies have (needs a script polishing), but a much more interesting premise and slightly better execution. Most Netflix movies are about a 5 maybe 5.5. I’d give this a 6 or so.




i would argue most netflix movies are 2-4 and in terms of netflix movies, this was a 7-8 (5-6 IRL)
Posted by brmark70816
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2011
9816 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 10:52 am to
They already finished the Pitch Meeting for it..

LINK
Posted by ODP
Conroe
Member since Oct 2015
1938 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 1:47 pm to
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They basically spent 2-3 minutes on each of the group members, that’s over 20 minutes right there, and it was obviously several more minutes for Bautista and the daughter (not to mention the random mom she was searching for). After the intro snd credits plus the brief meet with Tanaka and the bit about the incoming nuke that puts it right about 45 minutes or so when they actually go into the city.


Macgruber has ruined these team recruiting montages for me forever. Lol
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18585 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 1:52 pm to
I thought the movie was horribly boring
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112354 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 1:56 pm to
Wow that was excellent he pointed out a ton of plot holes I didn’t even realize
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51687 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 2:06 pm to
Yes, it's a very funny video, but you can tear apart any blockbuster film if you really wanted to. It's a turn your brain off type of film. Nothing more. I feel like it's getting super nitpicked because it's Zack Snyder.
Posted by MusclesofBrussels
Member since Dec 2015
4535 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 2:12 pm to
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Wow that was excellent he pointed out a ton of plot holes I didn’t even realize


And they didn't even mention the time loop or the baby zombie
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112354 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 2:20 pm to
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but you can tear apart any blockbuster film if you really wanted to


Not to that level

quote:

feel like it's getting super nitpicked because it's Zack Snyder.


Those were major major major plot points and flaws he was pointing out, that wasn’t being nitpicky at all
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Antarctica
Member since Aug 2018
9271 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 2:23 pm to
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Yes, it's a very funny video, but you can tear apart any blockbuster film if you really wanted to.


Agreed, I used to love to watch the "Everything Wrong with [insert movie] in [X] Minutes or Less" videos from the CinemanSins YouTube account. Freaking hilarious.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
22541 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 2:37 pm to
I still sometimes watch CinemaSins for shitty movies I have no care to watch again or to ever watch. But they’ve long since become overly picky. They sometimes point out of legitimate plot holes but will also ‘ding’ some interesting tidbits.

Another YouTube channel gone down the drain
Posted by tigahbruh
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
2858 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 2:47 pm to
I wasted 2.5 hours of my life for about 5-10 minutes of decent fun. C'est la vie.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8175 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:30 pm to
So they knew the game play to pay off the zombie queen.

And the sacrifice point was 30 feet from the entrance.

And fear the walking dead dude had the tools to capture her the whole time.

Seems like the rich guy could have had his interests wrapped up in ten minutes. With a whole body rather than just a head.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32715 posts
Posted on 5/25/21 at 8:34 pm to
How did the black dude get out of the vault?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34035 posts
Posted on 5/26/21 at 8:58 am to
Dude nailed it. Like a percious poster said they didn't even talk about the baby.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69164 posts
Posted on 5/26/21 at 9:13 am to
Liked it. Though typical some people bit torn instantly and some people have days I guess.


Posted by Ibleedblackandgold
Back in Louisiana where I belong
Member since Jun 2009
2738 posts
Posted on 5/26/21 at 9:20 am to
It was meh. Not the worst thing he's done, definitely not the best. It's somewhere between his good like 300 and watchmen, and his bad like batman v Superman and sucker punch. Plot is still dumb as hell but his characters make up for it.
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