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re: What's the best quotes from The Office (US series)
Posted on 11/28/15 at 1:35 pm to Fewer Kilometers
Posted on 11/28/15 at 1:35 pm to Fewer Kilometers
Boom. Roasted.
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Posted on 11/28/15 at 2:08 pm to lsuwontonwrap
quote:
Michael Scott: Attention, everyone. Hello. Yes, I just want you to know that, this is not my decision, but from here on out, we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here, we must only discuss work-associated things. And you can consider this my retirement from comedy. And in the future, if I want to say something funny, or witty, or do an impression, I will no longer ever do any of those things.
Jim Halpert: Does that include "that's what she said?"
Michael Scott: Mm-hmm. Yes.
Jim Halpert: Wow, that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so...
Michael Scott: That's what she said!
Posted on 11/28/15 at 2:20 pm to abellsujr
“Through Concentration, I Can Raise And Lower My Cholesterol At Will.” – Dwight
Posted on 11/28/15 at 2:35 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Why would you want to raise your cholesterol Dwight?
So I can lower it
So I can lower it
Posted on 11/28/15 at 2:58 pm to trom83
Posted on 11/28/15 at 4:24 pm to trom83
This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 5:06 pm to trom83
When hosting the most awkward dinner party ever:
Michael: "I really like this wine. Has sort of an oak-ey afterbirth."
Michael: "I really like this wine. Has sort of an oak-ey afterbirth."
Posted on 11/28/15 at 5:27 pm to AbitaFan08
Whenever I'm about to do something I think, "Would an idiot do that?". And if so, I do not do that thing.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 5:38 pm to trom83
I hate so much about the things that you choose to be
Posted on 11/28/15 at 6:20 pm to Rickety Cricket
Michael Scott: Am i superstitious? No, but maybe a little stitious.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 6:24 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Why are people downvoting quotes from The Office?
Posted on 11/28/15 at 6:45 pm to Fewer Kilometers
Can I just say that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the world, you stand alone.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:52 pm to Fewer Kilometers
quote:
Why are people downvoting quotes from The Office?
I'm guessing the fella that Downvoted mine got hit in the face with a pee filled water balloon.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 9:32 pm to Tactical1
"Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody because it could get us both in trouble. So, officially, I did not see her.
But I did see Jan there... in our room... at night... and in the morning.
And that's all I'm going to say.....
Sex. Sex. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan."
Dwight: “Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged??"
But I did see Jan there... in our room... at night... and in the morning.
And that's all I'm going to say.....
Sex. Sex. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan."
Dwight: “Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged??"
This post was edited on 11/28/15 at 9:34 pm
Posted on 11/28/15 at 9:59 pm to trom83
Way too many possibilities but I can't believe you went with a Kelly quote.
GOAT show
GOAT show
This post was edited on 11/28/15 at 10:00 pm
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:03 pm to Breesus
quote:
ool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.
This quote only because of the way Michael says it, the way Steve Carre nails it absolutely completely with the clear look of confusion as he finishes the fool me twice part, 100% sums up The Office.
Posted on 11/28/15 at 11:34 pm to TeddyPadillac
How do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, "I told you so." Gently with a rose? In a funny way, like it's a hilarious joke? Or do you just let it go, because saying it would just make things worse? ... Probably the funny way.
- Michael
- Michael
Posted on 11/29/15 at 6:44 am to BigOrangeVols
You don't know me. You've just seen my penis.
I... DECLARE..... BANKRUPTSYYY
I... DECLARE..... BANKRUPTSYYY
Posted on 11/29/15 at 2:02 pm to trom83
Hands down my favorite
Posted on 11/29/15 at 3:40 pm to trom83
Michael: I changed it to chili's.
Jan: excuse me?
Michael: Radisson just gives out this vibe. It's like "oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson". It's kinda snooty
Jan: you had no right to do that Michael
Michael: heres the thing, chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small business man magazine
Jan: it said that?
Michael: it will, I sent it in. Letter to the editor
Jan: excuse me?
Michael: Radisson just gives out this vibe. It's like "oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson". It's kinda snooty
Jan: you had no right to do that Michael
Michael: heres the thing, chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small business man magazine
Jan: it said that?
Michael: it will, I sent it in. Letter to the editor
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