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Spin-off: Funniest Movie Lines Ever
Posted on 8/2/15 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 8/2/15 at 1:11 pm
Some of my favorites:
"I am Brian and so is my wife!"
Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad, when these things used to happen to him... The things he'd say to me...
Frankenstein: What did he say?
Igor: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM ALL DAY AND NIGHT?! WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT OF THERE AND GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE?!
"Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy."
"That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Ceasar, you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones!
"I am Brian and so is my wife!"
Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad, when these things used to happen to him... The things he'd say to me...
Frankenstein: What did he say?
Igor: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM ALL DAY AND NIGHT?! WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT OF THERE AND GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE?!
"Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy."
"That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Ceasar, you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones!
Posted on 8/2/15 at 1:15 pm to OMLandshark
Alot of things danny devito said in ruthless people.
All of blazing saddles.
The jerk
Lots. I'm high and trying to navigate the stars here.
All of blazing saddles.
The jerk
Lots. I'm high and trying to navigate the stars here.
Posted on 8/2/15 at 1:22 pm to OMLandshark
The dart man, there's a fricking dart in your neck.
Posted on 8/2/15 at 1:23 pm to OMLandshark
"I used to frick guys like you in prison"
This post was edited on 8/2/15 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 8/2/15 at 1:30 pm to OMLandshark
"Big Gulps huh?! Alright, welp see ya later!"
Posted on 8/2/15 at 1:32 pm to OMLandshark
"Nobody's got a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam"
"Well Jules the funny thing is my back is that it's located on my cock."
"Well Jules the funny thing is my back is that it's located on my cock."
Posted on 8/2/15 at 1:34 pm to WicKed WayZ
"Enjoy your remaining years!"
"I will! Enjoy fricking Jules!"
"I WILL!"
"I will! Enjoy fricking Jules!"
"I WILL!"
Posted on 8/2/15 at 1:36 pm to WicKed WayZ
"That's not cheating. People say crazy shite during sex. One time I called this girl 'Mom'. "
Posted on 8/2/15 at 1:42 pm to RonBurgundy
"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A frickin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a frick what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?"
Posted on 8/2/15 at 1:52 pm to Cap Crunch
Like, let's say you're driving along the road with your family. You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP! There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming, "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out... All because you want to save a couple extra pennies.
Posted on 8/2/15 at 2:04 pm to OMLandshark
We get it you are the coolest guy at shenanigans.
That's like being the smartest kid with downs syndrome.
That's like being the smartest kid with downs syndrome.
Posted on 8/2/15 at 2:09 pm to OMLandshark
"These are my O.R. scrubs."
"Oh, are they?"
"Oh, are they?"
Posted on 8/2/15 at 2:14 pm to OMLandshark
Best is probably:
Where are all the white women at?
Very close second:
Gentlemen! There's no fighting in here! This is the war room!
Very close third:
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Where are all the white women at?
Very close second:
Gentlemen! There's no fighting in here! This is the war room!
Very close third:
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Posted on 8/2/15 at 2:24 pm to Rex
quote:
"These are my O.R. scrubs."
"Oh, are they?"
One of my favorites.
"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"
"You frickers think just cause a guy reads comics he can't start some shite?!?"
Posted on 8/2/15 at 4:06 pm to northshorebamaman
This conversation:
quote:
The Dude: Walter... what am I going to tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak: I told that frick down at the league office... who's in charge of scheduling?
The Dude: Walter...
Donny: Burkhalter.
Walter Sobchak: I told that kraut a fricking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Donny: They already posted it.
Walter Sobchak: Well they can *fricking unpost it*!
The Dude: Who gives a shite! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak: C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back.
Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.
Donny: What's that?
The Dude: Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fricking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shite *don't fricking roll*!
Donny: Sheesh.
Walter Sobchak: Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter, how am I going to...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer fricking shabbos.
The Dude: Oh frick it. I'm out of here.
Walter Sobchak: Come on, Dude...
[rolls his eyes at Donny]
Walter Sobchak: fricking BABY...
[Donny nods]
Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fricking Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the frick are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're fricking Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the frick are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fricking years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fricking dog. Going to her fricking synagogue. You're living in the fricking past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE frickIN' PAST!
Posted on 8/2/15 at 4:20 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
That whole movie is filled with GOAT lines.
"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"
"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"
Posted on 8/2/15 at 4:27 pm to northshorebamaman
Looky here, baby. You're hittin' them corners too goddamn fast. You need to slow this motherfricker down, you understand? I almost spilled my 'yak on this $200 suit, n@#$a. Come on, baby, keep it together.
Posted on 8/2/15 at 4:35 pm to northshorebamaman
- So why do witches burn?
- 'Cause they're made of wood?
- Good! How do we tell if she is made of wood?
- Build a bridge out of her?
- But can you not also make bridges out of stone?
- Oh, yeah.
- Does wood sink in water?
- No, it floats. - Throw her into the pond!
- What also floats in water?
- Bread. - Apples.
- Very small rocks.
The bolded lines get me every time.
- 'Cause they're made of wood?
- Good! How do we tell if she is made of wood?
- Build a bridge out of her?
- But can you not also make bridges out of stone?
- Oh, yeah.
- Does wood sink in water?
- No, it floats. - Throw her into the pond!
- What also floats in water?
- Bread. - Apples.
- Very small rocks.
The bolded lines get me every time.
Posted on 8/2/15 at 5:41 pm to northshorebamaman
Dante: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.
Customer: In a row!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Customer: In a row!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
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