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re: Spin-off: Funniest Movie Lines Ever
Posted on 8/2/15 at 5:44 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Posted on 8/2/15 at 5:44 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Man the rug really tied the room together dude.
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Posted on 8/2/15 at 6:38 pm to OMLandshark
Pretty much the entire boot camp portion of Full Metal Jacket...
Slingblade has some classics in it also. I laughed my arse off watching that movie.
"Carl, just how retarded are you?"
"Carl do you know what gay means?"
Slingblade has some classics in it also. I laughed my arse off watching that movie.
"Carl, just how retarded are you?"
"Carl do you know what gay means?"
Posted on 8/2/15 at 8:43 pm to biohzrd
"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
"Charlie don't SURF!"
"Charlie don't SURF!"
This post was edited on 8/2/15 at 8:44 pm
Posted on 8/2/15 at 9:35 pm to STLhog
So you're telling me there's a chance!!!
You eat pieces of shite for breakfast?
You eat pieces of shite for breakfast?
This post was edited on 8/2/15 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 8/2/15 at 9:40 pm to Choupique19
Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save your husband's arm. Where would you like it sent?
Posted on 8/2/15 at 9:44 pm to OMLandshark
"Shut the frick up Donnie."
Posted on 8/2/15 at 9:45 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 8/2/15 at 10:15 pm to ManBearTiger
"You buy a hat like that I bet you get a free a bowl, huh?"
Posted on 8/3/15 at 8:43 pm to Yesca11
Since damn near nobody has seen this movie, I figured I'd post my favorite ongoing joke in the movie.
Gator fans
Gator fans
Posted on 8/3/15 at 8:48 pm to CCTider
"why you going to the airport? flying somewhere?"
Posted on 8/3/15 at 8:55 pm to vodkacop
Let's go do some good, boys.
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:04 pm to OMLandshark
"So he says, 'do you love me?' and she says 'No, but that's a real nice ski mask!'"
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:12 pm to vodkacop
Shut up and take my money
You wanna earn 14 bucks the hard way?
You wanna earn 14 bucks the hard way?
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:18 pm to OMLandshark
From a great underrated movie:
Cricket: Jesus is never mad at us if we live with Him in our hearts!
Tommy Corn: I hate to break it to you, but He is - He most definitely is.
Dawn Campbell: There's glass between us. You can't deal with my infinite nature can you?
Brad Stand: That is so not true. Wait, what does that even mean?
Cricket: Jesus is never mad at us if we live with Him in our hearts!
Tommy Corn: I hate to break it to you, but He is - He most definitely is.
Dawn Campbell: There's glass between us. You can't deal with my infinite nature can you?
Brad Stand: That is so not true. Wait, what does that even mean?
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:20 pm to Dandy Lion
"Qualifications?"
"Rape, murder, arson, and rape."
"You said rape twice."
"I like rape."
"Rape, murder, arson, and rape."
"You said rape twice."
"I like rape."
Posted on 8/3/15 at 9:35 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City ****s.
Dang. PC site these days..
This post was edited on 8/3/15 at 9:36 pm
Posted on 8/3/15 at 10:34 pm to LSUAlum2001
I was born a poor black child.
Posted on 8/3/15 at 10:37 pm to OMLandshark
One time at band camp...
Posted on 8/4/15 at 4:38 am to OMLandshark
These cans are deffective.
The whole scene."He hates these cans.
The whole scene."He hates these cans.
This post was edited on 8/4/15 at 4:52 am
Posted on 8/4/15 at 4:54 am to tidalmouse
A couple from Poolhall Junkies:
Christopher Walken -
The Lion Speech
These just make me simultaneously laugh and want to whoop someone's arse every time.
quote:
Johnny Doyle: Oh, did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and shite? About a minute ago it was like an evening at the Apollo up in this motherfricker, now all of a sudden it's quiet as a church. That's all right, Chico, I don't blame you. I've been beatin' this Jimmy Walker lookin' motherfricker all goddamn night, he can't win.
Christopher Walken -
quote:
You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shite out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.
The Lion Speech
These just make me simultaneously laugh and want to whoop someone's arse every time.
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