re: Spin-off: Funniest Movie Lines Ever

"It's Frank! He's appointed himself Judge, Jury and Executioner."
"He is not Judge Judy and Executioner!"

also from raising arizona

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Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.

Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...

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Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.

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"Do the interns get glocks?!

"No, they share one!"

Also too many in that movie.

Policeman: Was the child wearing clothes?
Nathan Arizona Sr: Of course he was wearing his jammies. Nobody sleeps naked in this house, boy.
Policeman: What did the pajamas look like?
Nathan Arizona Sr: I don't know - they were jammies! They had Yodas and shite on them!

Frederick Frankenstein: "What KNOCKERS!"
Inga: "Oh, thank you dahling."


Hobson: "Usually one must go to a bowling alley to see a woman of your stature."
(The entire Hobson, Arthur, and Linda Marolla bus scene :)
Arthur: "Are you sure you want to be a nightclub comic?"


Barbara Billingsley (Beaver's Mom) Jive talk lines in 'Airplane.'
Little grown-up girl: "I like my coffee black, like my men." (The little boy's reaction was priceless :)

Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had.
Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.
Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty


Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shite on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they hand the Captain their pistols]

Captain O'Hagan: Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked.
[fires through the window, accidentally shooting out the glass]
Captain O'Hagan: And we also used blanks. You're a sick motherfricker, Mac.
Mac: Thanks, Chief!
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Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
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Eddie: [Referring to the electrocuted cat] That thing had nine lives, you just spent 'em all.

Also:
Crash Davis: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?
[Jose nods]
Crash Davis: . We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.
[to the players]: Is that about right?
[the players nod]
Crash Davis: We're dealing with a lot of shite.
Larry: Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.

That John Denver's full of shite, man.

You serious, Clark?

DP