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Movies That Are Censored When Shown On TV
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:35 pm
Matrix on right now.
Trinity just removed the bug from Neo and he replied "JEEPERS CREEPERS THAT THING IS REAL?"
Earlier, when Trinity said "shite" when Neo is arrested, they changed it to "shucks."
In Weird Science, when Chet tells Wyatt "You're screwed buttwad!" they changed it to "buttwart." Odd, as buttwart seems much worse than buttwad.
Oddly entertaining these censored versions.
Trinity just removed the bug from Neo and he replied "JEEPERS CREEPERS THAT THING IS REAL?"
Earlier, when Trinity said "shite" when Neo is arrested, they changed it to "shucks."
In Weird Science, when Chet tells Wyatt "You're screwed buttwad!" they changed it to "buttwart." Odd, as buttwart seems much worse than buttwad.
Oddly entertaining these censored versions.
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Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:43 pm to LuckyTiger
Scarface is two minutes long on regular TV.
No seriously...ever watch - maybe spinoff off thread - movies that have all these additional scenes when on TV and other scenes in the film release - suddenly gone.
The made for TV cinema movie.
I think Fast Times of Ridgemont High has about 3 scenes that don't actually appear in the theatrical movie or on the DVD (anywhere, no bonus tracks, no special editions)...and many more deleted from the TV version that were on the theatrical release.
Caddyshack had this too - a TV version and theatrical version...with extra Carl Spangler scenes and cut "biggest whore of 5th Ave. scenes) - you can't find those extra Spangler scenes - well, maybe you can now but not on the original VHS or DVD.
There are a lot of popular movies that are not only censored...they are completely changed and re-edited for a TV version - that includes so many extra scenes and so many deleted scenes the story changes.
TV version in the 80's/90's was always a little different than the regular movie if the movie was R-rated. And it's not just deleted scenes or censorship. It's a different movie - it's added scenes that never made the final cut, made it in the TV version because they had to fill time after deleting all the R-rated stuff.
No seriously...ever watch - maybe spinoff off thread - movies that have all these additional scenes when on TV and other scenes in the film release - suddenly gone.
The made for TV cinema movie.
I think Fast Times of Ridgemont High has about 3 scenes that don't actually appear in the theatrical movie or on the DVD (anywhere, no bonus tracks, no special editions)...and many more deleted from the TV version that were on the theatrical release.
Caddyshack had this too - a TV version and theatrical version...with extra Carl Spangler scenes and cut "biggest whore of 5th Ave. scenes) - you can't find those extra Spangler scenes - well, maybe you can now but not on the original VHS or DVD.
There are a lot of popular movies that are not only censored...they are completely changed and re-edited for a TV version - that includes so many extra scenes and so many deleted scenes the story changes.
TV version in the 80's/90's was always a little different than the regular movie if the movie was R-rated. And it's not just deleted scenes or censorship. It's a different movie - it's added scenes that never made the final cut, made it in the TV version because they had to fill time after deleting all the R-rated stuff.
This post was edited on 2/23/17 at 9:47 pm
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:48 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Back to The Future TV edit is a classic
Jesus Christ= Geez Louise!
Jesus Christ= Geez Louise!
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:48 pm to LuckyTiger
Major League
"I got 1 thing to say to you Vaughn. Strike this Guuuy out"
"I got 1 thing to say to you Vaughn. Strike this Guuuy out"
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:51 pm to STEVED00
Die Hard- Yippie Ki Ya Mr. Falcon
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:54 pm to LuckyTiger
Obligatory "This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the Alps"
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:55 pm to LuckyTiger
Goodfellas on Lifetime. Mother fricking Lifetime.
And Full Metal Jacket on ABC. "Pyle, you look like the kind of guy who could forget a guy in the act without the courtesy of a reach around!"
And Full Metal Jacket on ABC. "Pyle, you look like the kind of guy who could forget a guy in the act without the courtesy of a reach around!"
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:56 pm to LuckyTiger
Basic cable aside, even Sundance pusses out on A Few Good Men. It's pathetic.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 9:58 pm to LuckyTiger
quote:
In Weird Science, when Chet tells Wyatt "You're screwed buttwad!" they changed it to "buttwart."
I can only imagine how retarded the censor dub is for the scene when Wyatt is frying an egg for breakfast, and Chet comes into the kitchen and takes it from him, saying, "Hey, that looks pretty good. Now make yourself one...dickweed!" Or when Chet says, "Well I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey", in reference to the nuclear missile...
Posted on 2/23/17 at 10:00 pm to Oswald
Great thing about Turner Classic. Movies are completely uncensored. Enjoyed Poltergeist the other night in full.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 10:03 pm to LuckyTiger
I love when they say words like "arse hole" and they bleep out "hole"
Posted on 2/23/17 at 10:04 pm to LuckyTiger
Weird Science is great. Buttwart or not
Posted on 2/23/17 at 10:05 pm to LuckyTiger
Dumb and Dumber has some great ones.
Instead of "where do I sign?" "on my arse after you kiss it"
They dubbed it to "where do I sign?" "right here on my sandwich"
Instead of "where do I sign?" "on my arse after you kiss it"
They dubbed it to "where do I sign?" "right here on my sandwich"
Posted on 2/23/17 at 10:05 pm to hg
quote:
love when they say words like "arse hole" and they bleep out "hole"
Or goddamn and bleep out god
Posted on 2/23/17 at 10:09 pm to LuckyTiger
I remember catching "The Breakfast Club" on TV freshman year of college (over 10 years ago). Of all the things to change, Judd Nelson saying "Eat My Shorts!" was changed to "Eat My Socks!" Always felt that was an unnecessary alteration.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 10:14 pm to Oswald
Chet was awesome.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 10:16 pm to LuckyTiger
Grumpy Old Men and Grumpier Old Men have some good ones.
One of thems say "Gawd dern" or something like that.
One of thems say "Gawd dern" or something like that.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 10:16 pm to LuckyTiger
When they filmed Superbad, they basically reshot every scene in a clean-for-TV version, and it sucks.
Posted on 2/24/17 at 12:01 am to LuckyTiger
Usual Suspects line up scene:
Give me the keys you fairy godmother.
Terrible
Give me the keys you fairy godmother.
Terrible
Posted on 2/24/17 at 1:08 am to LuckyTiger
I had an old vhs of a TNT airing of Blazing saddles, only censored words were "shite" and "arse".
They changed arse, literally to "you know".
Always made me laugh. Also in friday, big worm was saying "funk" instead of "frick".
They changed arse, literally to "you know".
Always made me laugh. Also in friday, big worm was saying "funk" instead of "frick".
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