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re: Movie lines that make you go WTF?

Posted on 6/13/15 at 6:17 pm to
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 6/13/15 at 6:17 pm to


really the entire opening of TDKR but that line in particular
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
17995 posts
Posted on 6/13/15 at 9:43 pm to
Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here.

-Biff Tannen
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46486 posts
Posted on 6/13/15 at 9:52 pm to
"Shut that count's mouth or I'll come over there and frickstart her head." Way of the Gun

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me" Wedding Crashers
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 6/13/15 at 11:08 pm to
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Field of Dreams - "...have a catch?"

I have never heard, before or since, someone call throwing a ball back and forth "having a catch." That line has grated on me for 25 years.
THIS. SO MUCH OF THIS.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39578 posts
Posted on 6/13/15 at 11:50 pm to
quote:

I can easily tell a True Lies movie fan when I throw that line out there. Otherwise you get weird looks when describing a hot chick.



I was busy all day so I just saw this thread. This was going to be my contribution but alas, it was taken.

The line from that movie that really has me rolling is when Tom Arnold, when talking about his divorce, mentions she took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. Hilarious
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 12:12 am to
From Dodgeball:

Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?

Peter La Fleur: Probably not.

Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

------

Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
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Posted by Cleanmatt
Who Dat Nation
Member since Oct 2010
2851 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 3:42 am to
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Rubber dog shite is an actual thing? Why is Hong Kong the hub of rubber dog shite? Who buys rubber dog shite? Why would you need rubber dog shite? How does one get into the rubber dog shite industry?



Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 4:23 am to
"I used to frick guys like you in prison" - Roadhouse
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 5:51 am to
quote:

Field of Dreams - "...have a catch?"

I have never heard, before or since, someone call throwing a ball back and forth "having a catch." That line has grated on me for 25 years.



This. ...i have never seen the movie, but know the line. I always chalked it up to bring a Yankee thing.
Posted by Bloodworth
North Ga
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 7:07 am to
"Don't call me son. (beat)I'm a lawyer, and an officer of the United States Navy. And you're under
arrest you sonofabitch."

This line when I first heard it seemed terrible but after seeing the movie a few more times its not so bad.
Posted by oreeg
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 9:24 am to
Yippie ki yay, Mr. Falcon.
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13070 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 10:47 am to
quote:

of Dreams - "...have a catch?" I have never heard, before or since, someone call throwing a ball back and forth "having a catch." That line has grated on me for 2



My son asks if he can "have a go" if I'm doing something he wants to do. I don't know where he got it from.
Posted by Rally Monkey
Madison, WI
Member since May 2015
233 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 11:00 am to
Literally every single line from the one, the only... The Room
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 12:23 pm to
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My son asks if he can "have a go" if I'm doing something he wants to do. I don't know where he got it from.


Maybe just a shortening of the fairly common phrase, "Have a go at it"?
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61641 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 12:34 pm to
Napoleon Dynamite.

The entire movie




Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 6/14/15 at 1:17 pm to
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You really don't get the rubber dog shite line?

Yes, it was real. Like fake vomit, whoopee cushions and other gag gifts they used to sell in novelty shops or comic books. The implication being that he would be a lowly cargo plane pilot, not a fighter pilot.



yea I thought it made perfect sense, no "wtf" value at all there...

of course cargo like that will be shipped via cargo vessel not flown, but still, the point was not wasted.

Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5600 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 4:40 pm to
We all have cultural blind spots

Rubber dog shite was mine
Posted by Tigris
Mexican Home
Member since Jul 2005
12356 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 4:48 pm to
"It's a pressure valve, it won't open unless there's tremendous pressure." - Kurt Russell - Poseidon
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
20969 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:48 pm to
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completely got the implication, but I had absolutely no idea it was an actual thing.


Suuuuuure you did.
Posted by abellsujr
New England
Member since Apr 2014
35264 posts
Posted on 6/14/15 at 7:12 pm to
"So, if we're done measuring dicks, can you have your people show me what you found?" -Lois Lane, Man of Steel.
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