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Movie lines that make you go WTF?

Posted on 6/13/15 at 2:42 pm
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
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Posted on 6/13/15 at 2:42 pm
I'm talking about unimportant lines that you don't even think about, but when you listen again to it you think... what in the actual frick?

At the beginning of Top Gun when Stinger is about to send Goose and Maverick to Miramar: "If you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shite out of Hong Kong"

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Rubber dog shite is an actual thing? Why is Hong Kong the hub of rubber dog shite? Who buys rubber dog shite? Why would you need rubber dog shite? How does one get into the rubber dog shite industry?

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Posted by fleaux
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Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 6/13/15 at 2:49 pm to
When on Shrek, Donkey says "parfaits are the most delicious things on the whole damn planet" it kinda shocked me that they would do that in a kids movie, as it added absolutely nothing to the scene
Posted by Cdawg
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Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 6/13/15 at 2:49 pm to
True Lies:

"arse like a 10 year old boy."
LINK



Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 6/13/15 at 2:53 pm to

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Alright, men. Let´s do some good!


Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 6/13/15 at 2:59 pm to
Classic line from Lethal Weapon 3: "Close, Riggs? Close is a lingerie shop without a front window." Even Mel Gibson gives her a "WTF?" look.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 6/13/15 at 3:18 pm to
You really don't get the rubber dog shite line?

Yes, it was real. Like fake vomit, whoopee cushions and other gag gifts they used to sell in novelty shops or comic books. The implication being that he would be a lowly cargo plane pilot, not a fighter pilot.
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 6/13/15 at 3:44 pm to
"She was the Picasso of passive-aggresive karate".

I was charmed by American Hustle & Xanax on a flight to Australia. When I got back stateside, I paid more attention and realized it kind of sucked.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 6/13/15 at 3:45 pm to
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30001 posts
Posted on 6/13/15 at 3:51 pm to
Field of Dreams - "...have a catch?"

I have never heard, before or since, someone call throwing a ball back and forth "having a catch." That line has grated on me for 25 years.
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5592 posts
Posted on 6/13/15 at 4:02 pm to
I completely got the implication, but I had absolutely no idea it was an actual thing.
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 6/13/15 at 4:04 pm to
Any line said by Anakin Skywalker in Episode II to Padme.

Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5592 posts
Posted on 6/13/15 at 4:08 pm to
Now that Google has taught me that rubber dog shite is in fact a thing, where you can buy boxes of 216 for bulk at $150, here's another one.

Actually you can take the entire script from any of the Leprechaun movies, but this one always got me:

"Your boobs are big, your butt is small, but you're still in for quite a fall..."
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 6/13/15 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

"arse like a 10 year old boy."


Yeah, that's pretty damn wtf. Never noticed that.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 6/13/15 at 4:45 pm to
as odd as it sounds, somewhere there is a place cranking out hundreds or thousands of pieces of rubber dog shite a week. Truckers driving it, ships carrying it in containers. Is a valid sentiment.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27650 posts
Posted on 6/13/15 at 4:46 pm to
i was actually in shock during Episode 3 on how decent of a movie it was, and then Vador found out Padme had died and did the "Noooooooooooooooooo"


what the frick were they thinking?
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59439 posts
Posted on 6/13/15 at 4:50 pm to
I can easily tell a True Lies movie fan when I throw that line out there. Otherwise you get weird looks when describing a hot chick.
Posted by Zephyrius
Wharton, La.
Member since Dec 2004
7929 posts
Posted on 6/13/15 at 5:03 pm to
Jerry Maguire...
"Yeah, I did. - Now I feel like Clarence Thomas"

That's pathetic even for liberal Hollywood...
Posted by tigger1
Member since Mar 2005
3476 posts
Posted on 6/13/15 at 5:18 pm to
Dandy lion that line is very easy to understand. And at that point in the movie it fits.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 6/13/15 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

Any line said by Anakin Skywalker in Episode II to Padme.



Or anything Padme says to Anakin. Don't recall whether it was the 2nd or 3rd movie, but the line where she soap operas "You're breaking my heart!" actually caused me to crack up. It was so over-the-top and cheesy. And I resent Lucas for somehow managing to turn a talented actress, because Natalie Portman is one, into a total hack.
Posted by Scoob
Near Exxon
Member since Jun 2009
20304 posts
Posted on 6/13/15 at 6:02 pm to
Marvel movies: what's your/his play

I think it started showing up in the first Avengers movie, and it's carried over afterwards.
It's not really that common a phrase, and it sounds kind of forced, like someone is trying to create a new cool bit of slang. Once you notice it, it begins to grate on you.
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