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re: Let's Overanalyze "Home Alone" and "Home Alone 2"

Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:39 pm to
Posted by BCMCubs
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Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:39 pm to
Cedric dont count your tips in public
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 12/8/16 at 1:16 am to
Kevin is a sociopath
Posted by CockyTime
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Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:42 am to
Future serial killer
Posted by Mad_Mardigan
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Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:49 am to
GOAT thread.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
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Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:50 am to
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the scene where Kevin runs to the bathroom when the bellman breaks in and pretends to have a blow up doll in the shower. Who would buy that?


So a 10 year old by himself in New York City reserving a room in a fancy suite, walking around town, booking a limo, getting room service, breaking into buildings, escaping the clutches of 2 recently freed hoodlums, taking a blowtorch to someone's scalp then putting it out with kerosene and only escaping with some soot on the face....all that is cool with you. But the shower scene is too beyond belief?
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted on 12/8/16 at 9:36 am to
Watched Home Alone Tuesday night for the first time in many many years. Marv's scream when Kevin puts the tarantula on his face is the best part of the entire movie.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
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Posted on 12/8/16 at 9:45 am to
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So a 10 year old by himself in New York City reserving a room in a fancy suite


But he had a very convincing story.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
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Posted on 12/8/16 at 9:46 am to
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First time I've watched Hom Alone 2 with Trump as President-Elect.


"Down the hall and to the left."

Trump actually owned the Plaza at the time too.
Posted by Mad_Mardigan
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Posted on 12/8/16 at 10:00 am to
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Watched Home Alone Tuesday night for the first time in many many years. Marv's scream when Kevin puts the tarantula on his face is the best part of the entire movie.


I remember being a kid and rewinding that scene over and over and laughing my arse off.

Posted by WG_Dawg
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Posted on 12/8/16 at 10:15 am to
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But he had a very convincing story.


This is petteeerr mcaaaaaaaalister...the FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAther
Posted by JS87
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Posted on 12/8/16 at 10:34 am to
"Down the wall and to the left."

Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
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Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:53 am to
Not gonna lie, I didn't know the significance of that scene until much later.
Posted by veronicavaughn
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:15 pm to
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I'll tell you this much, that grocery store SUCKED.

First, he has to plan out walking there and finding out what he needs. Not an easy task for anyone that age. So he finally goes to the grocery store and attempts to check out, likely feeling a sense of accomplishment. Lo and behold, the lady at the checkout looking at him as if he has a swastika tattooed on his face. Seriously, watch that part of the movie and check out the look she gives him. Okay, bad look, got to get over that, proceed to check out.

She asks where his mother and father are. Not a friendly, "You doin' some shopping by yourself today?" No, it's blatantly asking where in the frick are your parents you stupid fricking kid. Then she asks about brothers and sisters. Let's get to the kicker: She asks him where he lives. Who in the frick is this lady to ask him where Kevin lives? You're a cashier at a grocery store, not a special ops military unit leader finding information on a suspected terrorist. Okay, so he's finally done with the interrogation and he has to walk him with groceries in the cold. Not only does the grocery store company hire employees with atrocious customer service skills, but they order their plastic bags from a cheap vendor. Kevin should have made a call to the Better Business Bureau.


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GoldenTiger85


Thank you for this. I LOL'd after reading
Posted by The Eric
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:40 pm to
The audacity of the plaza hotel to send the McCallisters a room service bill.
Posted by foreverLSU
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 10:24 pm to
Posted by Tigerbait337
Louisiana
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 11:00 pm to
A five year old thread?? Woah...
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 11:09 pm to
20/20

Posted by josh336
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Posted on 12/18/16 at 11:29 pm to
17 i suck
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
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Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:19 pm to
I am convinced the pizza guy in the first Home Alone was a young 18-19 year old Lane Kiffin.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29115 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 12:25 pm to
20/20

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