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re: In the spirit of...post your favrite line (s) from Christmas Vacation
Posted on 12/10/16 at 9:18 am to dallastiger55
Posted on 12/10/16 at 9:18 am to dallastiger55
"That's all part of the experience, hun"
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Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:03 am to Marciano1
Ellen: Clark, we're stuck under a truck!
Clark: Do you honestly think I don't know that?
Clark: Do you honestly think I don't know that?
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:21 am to Tiger in NY
Eddie: He’s cute, ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it’s best to just let him finish.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:38 am to Jack Ruby
quote:
Eddie: Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
I actually do have a plate in my head and have used this.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:44 am to OMLandshark
"Hey, Grizz, since you're not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogies!"
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:46 am to OMLandshark
Aunt Bethany: Do you hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound.
Uncle Lewis: You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerine plant.
Uncle Lewis: You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerine plant.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 12:03 pm to Tiger in NY
Clark: I was just blowsing, browsing.
Girl at the counter: For your wife, girlfriend?
Clark: What? What happened?
The whole counter scene kills me.
LINK
Girl at the counter: For your wife, girlfriend?
Clark: What? What happened?
The whole counter scene kills me.
LINK
Posted on 12/10/16 at 12:12 pm to TigerNlc
Clark: Do ya smell something?
Eddie: Yeah fried pussycat.
Eddie: Yeah fried pussycat.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 12:22 pm to OKTiger83
She wrapped her damn cat
Posted on 12/10/16 at 12:33 pm to novowels
"Can I take something out for you?"
Posted on 12/10/16 at 1:33 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 12/10/16 at 1:35 pm to OMLandshark
Every year we notice something new (all physical now since we know most of the lines) - like Beverley's hand in Chevys crotch when they are all told to freeze by the swat and she has to reach out to shake hands.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 1:42 pm to Tigerstark
Ellen: Clark what are you looking at?
Clark: Ohhh the beautiful majesty of a winters morn...the clean cool chill of the holiday air...an a-hole in his bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.
Clark: Ohhh the beautiful majesty of a winters morn...the clean cool chill of the holiday air...an a-hole in his bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 1:43 pm to Tigerstark
quote:
OMLandshark
Every year we notice something new
Happens to us too. Had probably seen it 50 times before noticing Eddie's dickie in the egg nog scene
Posted on 12/10/16 at 2:00 pm to Tiger in NY
Little Girl. " .... SHite and bricks."
Clarke " you know you shouldn't say that :
Little Girl- " Sorry... Shite and rocks"
Clarke " you know you shouldn't say that :
Little Girl- " Sorry... Shite and rocks"
Posted on 12/10/16 at 2:12 pm to Jack Ruby
Hey Grizz...if you aren't doing anything productive why don't you go into the living room and get me my STOGEY!!
Posted on 12/10/16 at 2:16 pm to Tiger Ryno
Is there anything else I can do for you Uncle Lewis?
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:45 pm to TXGunslinger10
Was reading all the great lines in this thread.
I did not realize that
Aunt Bethany was the original voice of Betty boop
And that Russ is johnny galecki from Big Bang theory
I did not realize that
Aunt Bethany was the original voice of Betty boop
And that Russ is johnny galecki from Big Bang theory
Posted on 12/10/16 at 8:33 pm to Tiger in NY
Clark finally gets his lights on and some are supposed to be twinkling
Art: The little lights aren't twinkling
Clark: I know Art. Thanks for noticing.
Art: The little lights aren't twinkling
Clark: I know Art. Thanks for noticing.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 8:39 pm to Tigertown in ATL
I'll be the perv:
[Clark is looking at lingerie, as a voluptuous saleswoman approaches]
Mary: Can I help you with anything?
Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - brousing.
Mary: For your wife? For your girlfriend?
Clark: Uh... huh? What happened? I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? How'd that happen?
Mary: Because it's cold out?
Clark: Yes, Yes, it is a bit nipply out. I mean 'nippy out.' What am I saying, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air, though.
[Clark is looking at lingerie, as a voluptuous saleswoman approaches]
Mary: Can I help you with anything?
Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - brousing.
Mary: For your wife? For your girlfriend?
Clark: Uh... huh? What happened? I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? How'd that happen?
Mary: Because it's cold out?
Clark: Yes, Yes, it is a bit nipply out. I mean 'nippy out.' What am I saying, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air, though.
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