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In the spirit of...post your favrite line (s) from Christmas Vacation
Posted on 12/9/16 at 11:29 pm
Posted on 12/9/16 at 11:29 pm
Clark: Tis the season to be merry
Mary: That's my name
Clark: No shite
Clark: Fixed the newel post!
Clark: Hey kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sled on his way in from New York
Uncle Eddie: You serious Clark?
and my favorite
Uncle Eddie: Hey Russ (fake punches to the belly), lets go find your sister
Mary: That's my name
Clark: No shite
Clark: Fixed the newel post!
Clark: Hey kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sled on his way in from New York
Uncle Eddie: You serious Clark?
and my favorite
Uncle Eddie: Hey Russ (fake punches to the belly), lets go find your sister
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Posted on 12/10/16 at 12:19 am to Tiger in NY
best line of the movie for me...
Eddie: Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
Eddie: Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 12:32 am to Jack Ruby
Shitter's full!
Posted on 12/10/16 at 12:55 am to Tiger in NY
"Better take a rain check on that, Art - he's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet."
Posted on 12/10/16 at 1:10 am to Tiger in NY
Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
Posted on 12/10/16 at 2:02 am to Tiger in NY
Posted on 12/10/16 at 2:20 am to Tiger in NY
"I can't believe you're standing here in my living room, Eddie. Never thought the day would come."
"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
"I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin... Er, a tree. There are no lots open on Christmas Eve. Lewis burned down my tree so I replaced it as best I could. Voilà."
Not a line, but one of the many great melts in the movie:
"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
"I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin... Er, a tree. There are no lots open on Christmas Eve. Lewis burned down my tree so I replaced it as best I could. Voilà."
Not a line, but one of the many great melts in the movie:
This post was edited on 12/10/16 at 2:32 am
Posted on 12/10/16 at 3:12 am to Tiger in NY
I say "Honey have you checked our shitters?" all the time.
I also use "little full lotta sap^ when I hit a putt long.
I also use "little full lotta sap^ when I hit a putt long.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 4:06 am to Tiger in NY
Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an a-hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an a-hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 4:43 am to Jack Ruby
"Bingo"
Posted on 12/10/16 at 4:49 am to Cow Drogo
Is your house on fire Clark?
Posted on 12/10/16 at 4:49 am to Tiger in NY
Kiss his arse
Posted on 12/10/16 at 5:07 am to Tiger in NY
Don't throw me down Clark
I'll try not to Aunt Bethany
I'll try not to Aunt Bethany
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:27 am to Tiger in NY
Todd: Where do you think you are going to put a tree that big Griswold?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
Margot: Why is the carpet all wet Todd!
Todd: I don't know Margot!
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
Margot: Why is the carpet all wet Todd!
Todd: I don't know Margot!
Posted on 12/10/16 at 6:56 am to Tiger in NY
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
Posted on 12/10/16 at 7:08 am to CaptainsWafer
"We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap-hap-HAPPIEST Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny frickin' Kaye."
"That's pretty low, Mister. If I had a rubber hose I would beat you..."
Eddie: "Your company kill all them people in India not too long ago?"
Clark: "No, we missed out on that one."
"That's pretty low, Mister. If I had a rubber hose I would beat you..."
Eddie: "Your company kill all them people in India not too long ago?"
Clark: "No, we missed out on that one."
This post was edited on 12/10/16 at 7:18 am
Posted on 12/10/16 at 8:28 am to GeauxColonels
You can't see the lines can ya Russ?
Posted on 12/10/16 at 8:35 am to Tiger in NY
Merry Christmas...Holy shite. Where's the Tylenol
Posted on 12/10/16 at 9:01 am to GeauxColonels
Clark: Uh, Eddie? What's wrong with the dog?
Eddie: Oh, he's just yakin' on a bone.
Eddie: He got it up.
This will always stand out because I remember my dad taking me to see this in the 80s and him embarrassing the shite out of me when this scene happened. I swear he almost had a heart attack scream laughing.
Eddie: Oh, he's just yakin' on a bone.
Eddie: He got it up.
This will always stand out because I remember my dad taking me to see this in the 80s and him embarrassing the shite out of me when this scene happened. I swear he almost had a heart attack scream laughing.
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