re: Favorite Seinfeld or Friends quote

Posted by CWS91

Baton Rouge

Member since Nov 2005

1009 posts

Posted on 4/16/09 at 7:59 am to Buck Magnum

"I don't care how many laws they pass, he's still going to annoy people"

"Jerry, this is Frank Costanza. George is dead. Call me back."

"why the hell did you trade Jay Buhner?"

Posted by kodi4lsu

HWY 31

Member since Sep 2008

203 posts

Posted on 4/16/09 at 8:00 am to Ziggy

Joey dressed like a skipper from a ship (to Chandler) : Where have you been?

Chandler: I've been with the professor making a coconut phone....

Posted by Buck Magnum

Springdale

Member since Dec 2003

11632 posts

Posted on 4/16/09 at 8:25 am to kodi4lsu

Joey "That's how they all measure inseams."

Chandler "In Prison!!!"

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Posted by lusions

New Whoreleans

Member since Mar 2009

3055 posts

Posted on 4/16/09 at 8:29 am to Buck Magnum

"We need a new format. We should shut down and retool."
"What about a guest host?"
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that."
- Kramer and Newman, in "The Merv Griffin Show"

"I don't get these birds. They're breaking the deal. It's like the pigeons decided to ignore me."
"So they're like everyone else."
- George and Jerry, in "The Merv Griffin Show"

Posted by rynomott23

Tuscaloosa, Al

Member since Oct 2008

227 posts

Posted on 4/16/09 at 9:15 am to GFP

"Yes I know what a reservation is"
Jerry:"I don't think you do; you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to keep the reservation, which is the most important part, the keeping."

Posted by TheHumanTornado

Baton Rouge, LA

Member since May 2008

3792 posts

Posted on 4/16/09 at 9:25 am to rynomott23

Kramer:

"Theyre not cloning sheep, its the same sheep"

Posted by GaytorHater703

Member since Nov 2004

2673 posts

Posted on 4/16/09 at 9:28 am to TheHumanTornado

Kramer: "Dont look at me Im hideous"

Posted by Tiger Ryno

#WoF

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Posted on 4/16/09 at 9:36 am to coolpapaboze

quote:
It's not a lie, if you believe it.

one of my faves as well.

My other favorite exchange:

Kramer: just write it off

Jerry: what do you mean write it off?

Kramer: These big companies you know, they just write stuff off.

Jerry: You don't even know what a write-off is do you?

Kramer: NO. Do you?

Jerry: NO! I don't!

Kramer: But they do. And they are the ones writing it off.

Jerry: I wish I could have the last five minutes of my life back.

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Posted by BhamTigah

Lurker since Jan 2003

Member since Jan 2007

14245 posts

Posted on 4/16/09 at 10:16 am to Tiger Ryno

Jerry: Oh, this is interesting...
Elaine: What?
Jerry: Jane's topless.
Cosmo Kramer: Yo yo ma.
Jerry: Boutros Boutros Ghali...
Elaine: Nice rack.

Posted by Lonestar

Member since Nov 2006

653 posts

Posted on 4/16/09 at 10:18 am to Tiger Ryno

[while they are watching an old video of Monica and Rachel before they go to their prom]

Joey:"look some girl ate Monica"
Monica:"hey, the camera adds ten pounds"
Chandler:"Ah, so how many cameras were actually on you?"

Posted by red4lsu

B'ham

Member since Jul 2004

11071 posts

Posted on 4/16/09 at 10:24 am to Buck Magnum

quote:
Chandler "In Prison!!!"

Not to get all nit picky and such, but I *THINK* that was Ross that said that. Funny nonetheless.

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Posted by BhamTigah

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Member since Jan 2007

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Posted on 4/16/09 at 10:30 am to red4lsu

Kramer: I'm out. (slams money on the table)

Posted by lusions

New Whoreleans

Member since Mar 2009

3055 posts

Posted on 4/16/09 at 10:33 am to red4lsu

quote:
I *THINK* that was Ross that said that. Funny nonetheless

Why are you being picky?

Posted by red4lsu

B'ham

Member since Jul 2004

11071 posts

Posted on 4/16/09 at 10:35 am to lusions

Because I am a perfectionist? I said it was still funny.

Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth

Laffy

Member since Jan 2007

28643 posts

Posted on 4/16/09 at 10:52 am to BhamTigah

quote:
Kramer: I'm out. (slams money on the table)

This is my vote.

Actually there are so many that I can't think of any of them right now.