re: Favorite Seinfeld or Friends quote

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Elaine: You don't have an old pair [of glasses]?
George: I broke them playing basketball.
Jerry: He was running from a bee.

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Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -it's delicious!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!

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Jerry: Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country??

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George: That's pie country. They do a lot of baking up there.
Jerry: They sell them by the side of the road. Blueberry blackberry.
George: Blackberry boysenberry.
Jerry: Boysenberry huckleberry.
George: Huckleberry raspberry.
Jerry: Raspberry strawberry.
George: Strawberry cranberry.
Jerry, after a pause: Peach.

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Kramer: These pretzels are making me thirsty.

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Jerry: Oh, you're pooh-poohing?
Kramer: Yes, I pooh-pooh.

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Jerry: All right. How 'bout this one: let's say you're abducted by aliens.
George: Fine.
Jerry: They haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now: would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus?
George: I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.
Jerry: But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet!
George: I'm wearing a little hat, I'm jumping through fire.. They're putting their little alien heads in my mouth...
Jerry: At least it's show business...
George: But in the zoo, you know, they might, put a woman in there with me to, uh... you know, get me to mate.
Jerry: What if she's got no interest in you?
George: Then I'm pretty much where I am now. At least I got to take a ride on a spaceship.

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George: Yeah, interest. It's an amazing thing. You make money without doing anything.
Jerry: You know I have friends who try to base their whole life on that principle.
George: Really? Who?
Jerry: Nobody you know.

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Frank: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, "Serenity now!"
George: Are you supposed to yell it?
Frank: The man on the tape wasn't specific.

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George: I happen to dress based on mood.
Jerry: But you essentially wear the same thing all the time.
George: Seemingly, but within that basic framework there are many subtle variations only discernible to an acute observer that reflect the many moods, the many shades, the many sides of George Costanza.
Jerry: And what mood is this?
George: This is Morning Mist.

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Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -it's delicious!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!

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although the golf ball in the whale was funny too.

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