Favorite Seinfeld or Friends quote

"IF I HAD KNOWN IT WAS FOR YOU I WOULD hAVE SMASHED IT INTO LITLLE PIECES"

- Soup Nazi

Jerry "You yada yada'd the best part"

Elaine "Oh I mentioned the bisque"

"Remember...serenity now...insanity later."

-Lloyd Braun

The sea was angry that day my friends. - Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.

George Costanza

Joey: The question, Rachel, is this: does he like you? Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: You know, like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.

They don't know that we know that they know we know. -Phoebe

"Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!" -Rachel but only made priceless when Chandler screams "I KNEW IT!"

eta:
Rachel: We're soooooooo o-ver.
Ross: Ugh, Ughhh, FINE BY ME!

Kramer: You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything.

Jerry: But I don't want to be a pirate!

A thread like this can prove just how unfunny Friends was.


George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Jerry: Mammal.

George: Whatever.

Kramer: Well, what did you do next?

George: Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a cork and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!

(George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)

Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh.

Jerry: Do you even know what a write-off is?

Kramer: No. Do you?

Jerry: No!

Kramer: But they do. And they're the ones writing it off.