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re: Phil Mickelson will arrive in Philadelphia at 4:30 AM ET tomorrow; tees off 7:11

Posted on 6/13/13 at 12:14 pm to
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

I have kids and I wouldn't attend such a dumb graduation event.


What did/will you tell your children as to why you were sitting at home eating cheetos.

FWIW, I find these common for schools that are K-8th. I had an "8th grade graduation" but it was a Mass/awards ceremony.
This post was edited on 6/13/13 at 12:16 pm
Posted by VegasPro
Vegas
Member since Aug 2011
2706 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

Golfer


Dude is trying to be an internet tough guy but really he is being a lil biatch
Posted by dominustd
La.
Member since Oct 2012
1324 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

What did/will you tell your children as to why you were sitting at home eating cheetos.


You assume I like cheetos and I like to sit home.

Both wrong.

quote:

FWIW, I find these common for schools that are K-8th. I had an "8th grade graduation" but it was a Mass/awards ceremony.


And fwiw, I find these feel good ceremonies pointless.

"Congratulations! You are almost finished w/ school. Let's celebrate the achievement."
Posted by dominustd
La.
Member since Oct 2012
1324 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

Dude is trying to be an internet tough guy but really he is being a lil biatch


Irony.

But congratulations on being in the 9th grade anyway.
Posted by VegasPro
Vegas
Member since Aug 2011
2706 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

dominustd


Bet you celebrated your first trailer buy tho.
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 12:23 pm to
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You assume I like cheetos and I like to sit home.

Both wrong.


Apparently you don't understand hyperbole...

quote:

And fwiw, I find these feel good ceremonies pointless.

"Congratulations! You are almost finished w/ school. Let's celebrate the achievement."


Do you tell your children this when you opt not to participate?
Posted by CWilken21
Gnawlins
Member since Mar 2005
3876 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 2:05 pm to
Leader at -2.

He's going to look like the #1 Dad. But his daughter already knew that.
Posted by TK421
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2011
10411 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

I have kids and I wouldn't attend such a dumb graduation event.


Future frat guys appreciate the impending daddy issues.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66891 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

I have kids and I wouldn't attend such a dumb graduation event. Two main ones are required. High school and college. Other than that let the schools have their feel good bs and I'll do something more important.


You're a pos father. Congratulations.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 2:11 pm to
Just came to post TEAM PHIL.
Posted by COTiger
Colorado
Member since Dec 2007
16841 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 2:37 pm to
Yep, that trip to CA really messed Phil up. That and he's a terrible father.
Posted by Sherman Klump
Wellman College
Member since Jul 2011
4457 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 2:42 pm to
Great PR move by Phil. He knew what he was doing. This is very calculated but ya can't blame the country club bitch boy.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102974 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 2:42 pm to
phillip has a wedge into to 10 . trying to throw up a 66
Posted by 1ranter1
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2008
10393 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

When you suck dick, it doesn't matter.

quote:

He won't make the cut. Phil that is


You clearly knew what you were talking about
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 5:22 pm to
We've learned a lot today.

Apparently, private jets are every bit as comfortable as advertised and some children better not be scanning the crowd for Pops at their 8th grade graduation/awards ceremony because Dad has better things to do.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61574 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 5:28 pm to
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You clearly knew what you were talking about


He is a fricking troll. He will not own up to his statements.
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