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re: Your favorite quote about LSU Football?

Posted on 10/25/11 at 8:04 pm to
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23875 posts
Posted on 10/25/11 at 8:04 pm to
"If this were golf, we'd advise Florida to concede the putt and move on to the next hole. But if it were golf, LSU wouldn't allow that. The Bayou Bengals would grab your driver, wrap it around your snout, bludgeon you with a 9-iron, steal your ball and use it to make their own hole-in-one."
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Posted by ForeLSU
The Corner of Sanity and Madness
Member since Sep 2003
41525 posts
Posted on 10/25/11 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

I also like Gary danielson's quote during the 2007 Florida game.


Verne during that game ... "Onions"
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 10/25/11 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

LSU fans are great at many things. They're great at arriving early and staying late. They're great at big cast iron pots of jambalaya and plastic cups of Jim Beam. But there is nothing they do better at Tiger Stadium than hate. It's a blistering river hate. A gothic hate, the kind that is reserved only for microwave gumbo, for yankees that confuse creole with cajun, for villians like FEMA, BP, and Nick Saban.
Hate this strong can only be born out of love. Just as there is nothing worse than being hated in Louisiana, there is also nothing greater than being loved here, and if you love them back, they will love you unconditionally. Heisman Trophy winner Billy Cannon went to prison and is still an icon. When Saban came back to Tiger Stadium with the Dolphins, they showered him with cheers. But if you betray them, if you go to Alabama, if you make them feel silly for loving so much, well, then may God and Mike the Tiger have mercy on your soul


I had never seen that. I teared up a little bit. It's so true.

Fellas, enjoy this season while it lasts....these things are cyclical, and rare.
Posted by ForeLSU
The Corner of Sanity and Madness
Member since Sep 2003
41525 posts
Posted on 10/25/11 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

"I haven't been in an event like that at any level of football. Out of all the games I've ever played in, I've never been in anything like that, and I am including my Super Bowls in that assessment."


A shame TS isn't like this today
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278385 posts
Posted on 10/25/11 at 8:16 pm to
"Go to Hell ya Gump/Gaytor/Ole Piss/Ms Piggy/Volunqueer"


-drunk LSU fan outside tiger stadium
Posted by jacks40
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
11877 posts
Posted on 10/25/11 at 8:19 pm to
"Marshall, I want you to come to LSU and play DB for me"

-Curly Hallman

Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 10/25/11 at 8:20 pm to
Not my favorite, but one that hasn't been said yet.

"Dracula and LSU football are at their best after the sun goes down."

-Beano Cook
Posted by TigerScribe
Member since Dec 2005
1152 posts
Posted on 10/25/11 at 8:20 pm to
This one's not so much about football directly, but I guess it normally relates to it. Once in Rolling Stone Magazine, they ranked the top party schools in America and LSU wasn't on the list. There was an asterisk next to the school ranked number one (can't remember who that was). When you looked below at the asterisk note, it said, "Don't worry LSU fans. We don't rank the professionals with the amateurs."
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24279 posts
Posted on 10/25/11 at 9:08 pm to
"I stood in Tiger Stadium and thought this is what the Colliseum in Rome was like."

Ed Siminini - Texas A & M Linebacker
Posted by Chum Bucket
West Palm Beach
Member since Oct 2011
977 posts
Posted on 10/25/11 at 9:38 pm to
I want to know who has that sign wrapped across their back\front yard!
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
18662 posts
Posted on 10/25/11 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

"People are gonna start respecting LSU, or we're gonna hit you in the mouth."

the late Marquise Hill

followed by the Travis Daniels quote


This
Posted by bluebeast5
Minden La
Member since Nov 2008
247 posts
Posted on 10/25/11 at 10:27 pm to
Michael clayton on josh reed after sugar bowl against Illinois "just think how good he would be if he could see out of both his eyes"
Posted by supertigerjr
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2009
10 posts
Posted on 10/25/11 at 10:38 pm to
"LSU is the only place where I heard 'Geaux to hell, Notre Dame. And when I turned around, it was a nun." Gerry Dinardo
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
10704 posts
Posted on 10/25/11 at 10:38 pm to
"LSU, the team you want your team to be"

Ken Burger
The Post & Courier
October 8, 2007.

LINK
Posted by HoustonLadyTiger
Houston
Member since Oct 2011
167 posts
Posted on 10/25/11 at 11:56 pm to
From LSU Football Vault by Herb Vincent:
Tiger Rag headline Nov. 1982:

LSU 20 ALABAMA 10
I BELIEVE!

"Nov. 6, 1982, No. 8 Alabama had beaten LSU 11 straight times when the No. 11 Tigers arrived at Legion Field in Birmingham. Tiger QB Alan Risher played flawlessly while the defense played near-perfect football for a half, holding the vaunted Crimson Tide to zero first downs before intermission. LSU's Dalton Hilliard rushed for one TD and Malcolm Scott hauled in a Risher pass for the other in ALABAMA COACH PAUL "BEAR" BRYANT'S LAST GAME AGAINST THE TIGERS."

(Heisman nominee and LSU great, Jerry Stovall, was the LSU coach for that historic game!)

We got Dalton's nephew, Kenny Hilliard, along with another outstanding Tiger team for this historic Alabama game...let's do it again, Tigers! I BELIEVE! (Maybe it will be Nick Saban's last, too!)

Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 10/26/11 at 12:00 am to
I'm sure it's been said, but:

quote:

"There is a 25-yard-long sign that reads, "Welcome to Death Valley'' mounted below the pressbox. Those are the little touches at which LSU excels. Most schools wouldn't even put up such a name. Others would just say, "Death Valley" and leave it at that. But not LSU. Here, it's "Welcome to Death Valley." That's beautiful. It's like descending into Hell and finding a sign that reads, "Satan Invites You to Enjoy Eternal Damnation."


ESPN's Jim Caple
Posted by SwampDonks
Member since Mar 2008
18341 posts
Posted on 10/26/11 at 12:25 am to
This is a great fricking thread
Posted by TriumphTiger
Alpharetta, GA
Member since Sep 2007
10186 posts
Posted on 10/26/11 at 12:32 am to
quote:

Posted by Drew Orleans LSU is an 800 pound gorilla, with a... with a chainsaw for a penis.


From Finebaum in '07.

LINK
This post was edited on 10/26/11 at 12:33 am
Posted by rpg37
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Sep 2008
47452 posts
Posted on 10/26/11 at 12:57 am to
quote:

"USC is the National Champion like Al Gore is the President of the United States."

-Chancellor Mark Emmert, Jan. 2004


Never heard this one - but I love it!!!!
Posted by grigd1
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
376 posts
Posted on 10/26/11 at 1:19 am to
My sig quote...
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