Thoughts From a Gators Fan, like you give a $&%#

Hello Tigernation,

I come in peace, but I know little will be returned. All good, I love me some trash talk.

I thought I’d give you some insight on your favorite team to hate. Now that the shark humping, buck-toothed, mental midget is gone, we look like a team again. Unfortunately, Coach Macs lazy recruiting and coaching still lingers like a fart in a sofa cushion.

While our team plays hard, they are not that talented and were subjected to pop Warner coaching and strength and conditioning under Mac. Under shark humper, our players were training OFF CAMPUS b/c they could do it better themselves. That’s a true story.

Meanwhile, LSU appears to be loaded on the defensive side of the ball, and you’re scoring more points than anyone expected.

You guys are going to feast on our O-line. They are full of Coach Mac’s three star specials, except out LT Ivey who was a 5* (but he plays like a 3*, so at least there’s consistency)

We are loaded at skill positions though. I’d put our RBs against any team in the country, and our WRs are full of 5 and 4 stars. Only problem is Mullen’s offense doesn’t use them and the other problem is more obvious... Felipe Franks.

I’m sure you all are upset with his flip from LSU to us. To his credit, and a sign of how dog poop Mac was, he’s looked better. He’s no Tom Brady, but he’s not Ryan Leaf either. However, he just does not fits Mullen’s scheme. He looks like a damn giraffe when he runs and has the acceleration of an East German sedan.

Our d plays hard, but they just aren’t that talented. Our D line is better than average, our LBs are garbage, and our
and secondary is young. We rely heavily on the blitz, which leaves us vulnerable at times. I think you guys are gonna put points up.

I doubt you’re still reading this, but here goes. Close game through the 1st half, eventually the talent gap will show. The swamp should be rocking, (especially after singing “I won’t back down” without interruption!)which will help but won’t be enough. In the end, LSU pulls away for a 24–13 win.

Anyway, those are the thoughts of a Gators fan, like you give a #%&$.