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Posted on 8/26/14 at 12:52 pm to Gris Gris
when she talks, I want to break things
Posted on 8/26/14 at 12:55 pm to BooDreaux
quote:
Courtney has that psycho bitch
She is without a doubt the Best Pole Dancing Stripper Cook they ever had on the show.
I hate people who openly gloat when others are in trouble.
The only thing she accomplished with her manipulations last night was to put Big Willie in a position to lose and he was never a threat to her winning. Can't imagine why that pleased her.
I like Christian. He shows streaks of true talent.
However, the final will be Courtney and Leslie.
IMO Leslie will demonstrate "shocking" - never before displayed pole dancing ability and will beat Courtney in the championship round after she slips on a loose piece of head cheese, breaks a heel on her 5 3/4" spiked heeled cooking crocks, bloodies that massive schnozz (schnoozle?) and messes up her lipstick beyond repair. As she vainly attempts to reestablish a proper lower lip line on her flaming red gloss, Leslie completes his brilliantly conceived "Baked Head Cheese Alaska", suspended upside down by one leg on his pole and makes Master Chef 2014 season history after the heavyset glasses wearing judge (Graham Elliott) publically proposes marriage, saying "I have loved you from the moment our eyes first met!"
Posted on 8/26/14 at 1:03 pm to MeridianDog
I'm not sure Big Willie was her target. I think Christian was her target in that matchup.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 1:10 pm to Gris Gris
quote:This. She wasn't after Cutter and Big Willie. It was all about knocking off Christian and Elizabeth. Nearly worked, too. I thought the two would have to go head to head, not just the worst of the group.
I'm not sure Big Willie was her target. I think Christian was her target in that matchup.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 1:23 pm to FT
She shot herself in the foot. Good for her.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 1:28 pm to Gris Gris
Someone was going home, and it nearly worked for her. Not really shooting herself in the foot.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 1:31 pm to FT
Let me savor the fact that this backfired on her and she didn't get any of the folks she wanted, booted. She FAILED.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 1:32 pm to Gris Gris
Don't make me come over there. I takes this seriously 
Posted on 8/26/14 at 1:55 pm to Gris Gris
quote:
not sure Big Willie was her target
Absolutely. She was after Christian in that pair thinking Willie would pull him down.
She was after Elizabeth and not Cutter with Cutter consider weaker and someone Elizabeth would need to carry.
She was stuck with Leslie and Jamie (two strong cooks).
I will say that Courtney can cook in a set of heels. That 50's style dress she had on last night was a hoot. Almost like she had 6 Net slips on under that purple polka dotted pink skirt.
Only thing missing from that skirt was an appliqued kittycat chasing a ball of yarn.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:02 pm to MeridianDog
I'll say it again. I <3 Courtney. I want her to be on every season forever.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:03 pm to FT
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I <3 Courtney
I knew a guy who fell in love with a pole dancer. It didn't work out well.
Something about the character of someone who strips for a living.
Don't I sound OT'ish?
This post was edited on 8/26/14 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:05 pm to MeridianDog
I'd risk it.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:33 pm to FT
That's because your ding dong is your brain and your brain is a ding dong.
Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:50 pm to Gris Gris
This thread is better than the actual show!
Posted on 8/26/14 at 2:57 pm to Gris Gris
quote:I have a big head.
That's because your ding dong is your brain and your brain is a ding dong.
Posted on 9/2/14 at 12:53 pm to MeridianDog
Anyone watch last night?
I thought Christian was going home. I'm glad he was saved, but I thought the crap that went on between Cutter and Leslie should have cost them the win. Blue team should have won because of that.
I thought Christian was going home. I'm glad he was saved, but I thought the crap that went on between Cutter and Leslie should have cost them the win. Blue team should have won because of that.
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:02 pm to Gris Gris
I promise you the actual outcome (customer votes, etc.) was fifferent than what was stated on the show.
Cutter needs to go. Jamie is no restaurant cook or group leader. Her team traded leaders twice with only three people on the team. I see cutter gone next week then either Christian or the other lady then Leslie and the stripper In the cook off the last week. Head to head they are very close. Cooking a strip steak in high heals may win it for Courtney.
Cutter needs to go. Jamie is no restaurant cook or group leader. Her team traded leaders twice with only three people on the team. I see cutter gone next week then either Christian or the other lady then Leslie and the stripper In the cook off the last week. Head to head they are very close. Cooking a strip steak in high heals may win it for Courtney.
This post was edited on 9/2/14 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:35 pm to MeridianDog
Cutter should have gone this week, though I like it when he gives Leslie trouble. They're both big babies, though.
Jaime wasn't going to last much longer either especially if she continued being a group leader. I don't like group contests. I'd rather just see them individually cook.
Jaime wasn't going to last much longer either especially if she continued being a group leader. I don't like group contests. I'd rather just see them individually cook.
Posted on 9/2/14 at 2:44 pm to Gris Gris
I fastforward through the group contests usually.
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