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Stadium Rat
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Anybody Want to Inhale Your Cocktail?

The Vaportini

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The Vaportini provides a revolutionary way of consuming alcohol. It is inhaled rather than swallowed. It is smooth and flavorful, the subtleties of the individual spirits are apparent. It is absorbed directly into the bloodstream and does not go through the digestive tract. This has the advantage of no calories; no carbs, no impurities and the effects of consuming alcohol are immediately felt, making it easier to responsibly imbibe. Unlike traditional consumption of spirits, Vaportinis give more control, shortly after exhaling all of the effects of the alcohol consumed are felt.


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Rohan2Reed
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re: Anybody Want to Inhale Your Cocktail?
I have to say, I am completely unsurprised by something like this. It sums up the modern American mentality of consumption.


TigerWise
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re: Anybody Want to Inhale Your Cocktail?
Somebody will OD.


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Oenophile Brah
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re: Anybody Want to Inhale Your Cocktail?
Great, now you can die of alcohol poisoning in 5 minutes!!


Stadium Rat
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re: Anybody Want to Inhale Your Cocktail?
They claim it's calorieless because the alcohol bypasses your GI track, but the alcohol still makes it to your bloodstream, so I don't buy it.


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Swoopin
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re: Anybody Want to Inhale Your Cocktail?
Saw this on the OT couple weeks back.

When the OT collectively decides something is dangerous and unreasonable, then it's beyond dangerous and unreasonable.


Motorboat
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re: Anybody Want to Inhale Your Cocktail?
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When the OT collectively decides something is dangerous and unreasonable, then it's beyond dangerous and unreasonable.


I'd do it.


LSUGrad00
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re: Anybody Want to Inhale Your Cocktail?
If they can only figure out how to package this into a paper bag I can see all the hobos who enjoy huffing super glue, markers, and spray paint lining up for it.


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LSUballs
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re: Anybody Want to Inhale Your Cocktail?
I'd try it. I seriously doubt it will trump my preferred method of Old Charter via hypodermic injection though. But for shits and giggles I'd give it a go.


Powerman
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re: Anybody Want to Inhale Your Cocktail?
Man I haven't had Old Charter in a while

Used to be one of my favorites


LSUballs
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re: Anybody Want to Inhale Your Cocktail?
They took the handles off the damn handles. Other than that its as good as its ever been.


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