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Posted on 7/14/17 at 6:34 am to Jax-Tiger
Mr Carlin you need to get on the plane... frick you, I'm getting in the plane...
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Posted on 7/14/17 at 8:26 am to Jax-Tiger
I don't know if I want to shite or wind my watch? I think I'll just shite on my watch.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 8:41 am to TT9
Umm actually he would have a field day with liberals.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 8:42 am to Jax-Tiger
I was fortunate to see him live in Vegas in the early 2000's.
No doubt a legend.
No doubt a legend.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:30 am to Jax-Tiger
"Legally Drunk". Well if its legal? Whats the frickin' problem!? Hey! Leave my friend alone officer, hes legally drunk!"
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:42 am to Brazos
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Umm actually he would have a field day with liberals.
Ummmm, he'd have a field day with both.
I wish he would have lived to see the 2016 election. His commentary would have been amazing on it.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:50 am to Jax-Tiger
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Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. bullshite, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss. [WHAM! CRUNCH!] "Look, they nearly missed!" "Yes, but not quite.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 9:58 am to Jax-Tiger
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George Carlin - One of the great philosophers of our time.
Been saying for years...the Mark Twain of our era.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:18 am to Godfather1
Posted on 7/14/17 at 10:22 am to blueboy
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Rat shite!
Bat shite!
Dirty old twat!
69 assholes tied in a knot!
Yaaaaaaaaaayy lizard shite!
frick!!!!!
This pops in my head regularly.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 1:06 am to Jax-Tiger
"Two guys on an elevator. One guy farts. Everybody knows who did it!"
Posted on 7/15/17 at 1:10 am to Jax-Tiger
" Do you ever look at other people's baskets in the grocery store and think - ewwwww look what they eat!"
Posted on 7/15/17 at 1:19 am to Bigtime92
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“Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. ”
Holy shite that is great
Posted on 7/15/17 at 2:05 am to Jax-Tiger
My neighborhood crew was listening to his (and Bill Cosby's) comedy albums in the early 70's. he has so much material it's hard to name a few "best" :
Hippy Dippy Weathernan!
Hippy Dippy Weathernan!
This post was edited on 7/15/17 at 2:08 am
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:39 am to Jax-Tiger
25 down-votes? Who in the hell would down-vote George Carlin?
Oh, wait..... conservatives and church-goers. Nevermind.
Oh, wait..... conservatives and church-goers. Nevermind.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:49 am to Big Block Stingray
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I was fortunate to see him live in Vegas in the early 2000's.
I seem to remember seeing him in the PMAC...
(Nov.3rd, 1973 - "Rated 'X' for eXcellent ....Not for the easily offended!")
LINK
Posted on 7/15/17 at 8:48 am to StadiumDormRat'72
Im both and love George Carlin, you're an idiot.
Posted on 7/15/17 at 8:53 am to Jax-Tiger
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