Common names with unusual spellings

I've seen "with" spelled "wity" before

I'd be annoyed as "Scot" but it's much better than Brytanie

Geoff = Jeff

That black politician going by Jeh Johnson. Normally spelled Jay.

was at a party for my nephew last week. one of his little friends is named JACHSON.


I mean, wtf parents.

LeDasha = Le-sha

Seriously

I read the story several years ago

I know a dude named Jayson and my whole life we've made fun of him. If I bump into him tomorrow I will make fun of his shitty name. I feel responsible for his kids being named Rob and James so the cycle was broken.

Geoff and Ginnifer both piss me off

I dated a girl before whose name was spelled Shannan, instead of Shannon. She said her mom just didn't know how to spell it when she was born.

Also, I have seen Katelyn spelt several different ways. But no matter how you spell it, every Katelyn I've ever met was slutty.

I always told my wife that if she can't find our child's name on a gas station or souvenir shop keychain, our child won't have that name.