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Posted on 1/9/16 at 12:58 pm to rebeloke
Voting for Edwin Edward over David Duke in 1991. Worse than having your fingernails pulled out.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 12:58 pm to rebeloke
It's a tossup between 5 broken ribs or 3 blown discs.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:00 pm to rebeloke
When my gf broke up with me over Christmas
Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:01 pm to rebeloke
Every few years I get paralyzing back spasms. My foot was nearly severed back in 07. Open fractures to seven bones in my foot/ankle. The injury resulted in a cutaway view of the foot. I handled the situation like a the terminator would have. I crawled out of my overturned vehicle and hopped arround on the good foot to try to get my pregnant (wife at the time) but folks were freaking out to get me off of the freeway. There was humor though. A Marine Corp Gunny Sergeant came and just scooped me up and carried me accross the freeway like he was taking me to the sex room.?? After the first two weeks in the hospital the nurses didnt let me know how imperative it was to not get constipated from all of the meds. Well I got seriously constipated and ended up giving birth out of my arse. Yeah fellas, it hurts! Really really bad. Years later I had an epidural malfunction after an amputation. The nurses told me that pain is what it felt like to have an amputation when it was done by "hacksaw and whisky" long ago. To this day I think they plotted that shite. It was the VA hospital so who knows. The worst pain was when a crooked texas family judge ordered me to sell my guns and stay away from my kids until I create a few miracles. The ex and her lawyer played dirty.
PS: there ain't shite cool about this story
PS: there ain't shite cool about this story
Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:25 pm to rebeloke
Its a toss up between shingles on my upper torso and a bacterial infection on my cornea.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:42 pm to zmanthetigerfan
Testicular Torsion
Yeah man. I drove myself, too. From LSUMC (where it was just a dull ache) home to my apt. in Hammond (by the time I hit Midindorf's I was doing 100mph). A State Trooper pulled me over about 1 mile from North Oaks Hosp. exit. I had my jeans down to my knees with a purple baseball in my lap, crying like a mad bastard. He took one look and said "Jesus Christ! Go, I'll catch you before the ER!" he lit em up and escorted me.
As I was laying in the ER waiting for the urologist (pure agony for another 30 mins) Cop shows up, hat in hand and puts my keys on the bedside table. He says he parked my car and locked it for me, and (I'll never forget it) "I did clock you over 100 on I-12, but we'll consider this a warning." He looked like he was fixing to cry himself.
He gave me a light pat on the shoulder, took another look at my nut and screamed at the nurse, "Can't y'all do something FASTER?! Jesus Christ!" and left.
The "re-attachment" surgery recovery stretched the pain out for another 2 wks. frick Childbirth, that ain't shite.
Yeah man. I drove myself, too. From LSUMC (where it was just a dull ache) home to my apt. in Hammond (by the time I hit Midindorf's I was doing 100mph). A State Trooper pulled me over about 1 mile from North Oaks Hosp. exit. I had my jeans down to my knees with a purple baseball in my lap, crying like a mad bastard. He took one look and said "Jesus Christ! Go, I'll catch you before the ER!" he lit em up and escorted me.
As I was laying in the ER waiting for the urologist (pure agony for another 30 mins) Cop shows up, hat in hand and puts my keys on the bedside table. He says he parked my car and locked it for me, and (I'll never forget it) "I did clock you over 100 on I-12, but we'll consider this a warning." He looked like he was fixing to cry himself.
He gave me a light pat on the shoulder, took another look at my nut and screamed at the nurse, "Can't y'all do something FASTER?! Jesus Christ!" and left.
The "re-attachment" surgery recovery stretched the pain out for another 2 wks. frick Childbirth, that ain't shite.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:47 pm to rebeloke
Walking in the hospital 8 cm dilated hoping I wasn't in labor because she was 8 weeks early. I was throwing up from the pain. The amount of pressure was just awful.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:54 pm to rebeloke
Passed two kidney stones about the size of a BB. Still makes my guts turn over when thought about.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:03 pm to rebeloke
I've cracked vertebrae.
I've burned 30% of my hand down to the muscle.
I've tripped and fallen with a hardon.
But if you touch my foot while it's asleep... I will end you.
I've burned 30% of my hand down to the muscle.
I've tripped and fallen with a hardon.
But if you touch my foot while it's asleep... I will end you.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:07 pm to rebeloke
smashed thumb with a brick hammer. doc shoved a hemostat under my thumbnail and yanked it off. no, it wasn't numb yet! all I saw was white. didn't pass out but I should have.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:28 pm to rebeloke
3 kidney stones. Severe nausea and pain. It's awful
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:33 pm to rebeloke
Shingles... had it my 3rd year (final actual book work) of pharmacy school...
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:34 pm to Dawgholio
lol at all you idiots that get kidney stones
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:34 pm to chRxis
Got run over by a car on Constitution avenue in front of Ninfas. Sorest I've ever been.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:42 pm to Tigertracks
quote:
Voting for Edwin Edward over David Duke in 1991
I remember that day.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:51 pm to MBclass83
Pancreatitis and internal necrotizing facetious
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