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re: Anyone else have a mad wife today ?

Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:19 am to
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20728 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:19 am to
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I have a horny GF this morning



Gonna make me late to my parents for Christmas.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65924 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:20 am to
Close, you should have posted
quote:

I have a hot wife this morning
Good luck with the lifestyle,

Sincerely yours,

Bull



Seriously, open her present.

Merry Christmas
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:22 am to
quote:

Impossible. The OT says married women never want sex and when they do, they have it with people other than their spouse. It really makes no sense why women don't want to have sex with their husbands after they have gained 40 pounds, and don't even try to romance her anymore.


I didn't know you were a female. Welcome to the ot
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56435 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:40 am to
Yes.
I'm hiding in the back bathroom.

Dammit. Just got found and yelled at.

It was either for something I should have done or something I was about not to do. I dunno.

Thankfully she wondered off to yell at the kids.
This post was edited on 12/25/15 at 9:41 am
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62900 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:44 am to
My wife will get mad once her family comes over.
Stay tuned.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8341 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:51 am to
Quit doing trashy stuff that embarrasses your wife and make her happy.
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
7654 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:03 am to
Yuup

We already had Christmas with her parents a few weeks ago. Because we didn't think she could get her vacation time approved. But she did, so we drove up and surprised them last weekend. Means a lot to them because this is our son's, their grandson(obviously), first Christmas.

My hip is hurting so I'm laying in bed, yet I'm getting yelled at for not being in the living room while her parents cook freaking potatoes. We aren't doing Christmas, no Christmas stuff at all. I had my Christmas morning with my son and my wife at 7 am. I'm holding him as he sleeps. I don't need anything else for Christmas, he is all I need. I don't need to sit out there watching home made mashed potatoes being made.

They didn't even make an effort to make it special for our son.

Yet, I'm in trouble. It's mind bottling.
This post was edited on 12/25/15 at 10:07 am
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1910 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:11 am to
Am I missing something?
Posted by rollthatback
Member since Jun 2008
3035 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:13 am to
quote:

It's mind bottling


Hmmmmm

ETA:

quote:

Alabama fan


Carry on
This post was edited on 12/25/15 at 10:15 am
Posted by TBubba
Not sure
Member since Sep 2007
1146 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:16 am to
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Thankfully she wondered off to yell at the kids.




I wander what she was wondering?
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:16 am to
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Yet, I'm in trouble. It's mind bottling












It is definitely mind bottling. I currently cut off too. I came in drunk the night before last and she's not happy at all
Posted by tigers win2
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
3840 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:19 am to
Someone needs to start the "What Bars are open" thread so we can put some distance between all of these unhappy spouses......

Let me know what time to get there.
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
7654 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:19 am to
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rollthatback



Movie reference old man.


Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67021 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:34 am to
My wife got hammered last night at her family Christmas. Now she's up making sammiches or something. I'm good..... for now
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:39 am to
quote:

They didn't even make an effort to make it special for our son
I'm sorry you're not having a great day

But for real how do you make Christmas special for a less than 1 year old?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78072 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:42 am to
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But for real how do you make Christmas special for a less than 1 year old?


What he meant was they didn't even make an effort for me. The less then one ye old doesn't give a shite.
This post was edited on 12/25/15 at 10:48 am
Posted by section414
Saints fan
Member since Oct 2014
288 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:44 am to
why would anybody marry these women who bitch all the time especially on Christmas morning , i would never deal with arguing and fighting all the time and dont expect my wife to either ....
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78072 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:47 am to
My ex-wife threw a fit our first Christmas together when I put on shorts and a T-shirt to go to her parents.

Her- You don't wear shorts for Christmas.

Me- I wear shorts when it's 75deg outside

Her- well that is the silliest thing I ever heard.

Me- Sillier than wearing a Christmas sweater in 75 degree weather?

She insisted. I flat refused. We got to her parents and every single person was wearing shorts, t-shirts, flip flops, etc... Except her in her Sunday best. I was vindicated and she got picked on all day by her family.

She didn't speak to me for 3 days
This post was edited on 12/25/15 at 10:52 am
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
7654 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:48 am to
quote:

But for real how do you make Christmas special for a less than 1 year old?


Valid question. He is 3 months old, but developing a bit faster than normal. He is highly attentive, even if mostly non-comprehending. I was singing along with Gene Autry to him this morning, like my g-grandfather used to do with me, and he loved it.

Perhaps I really meant special for us, my wife and I, regarding his first Christmas.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97719 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 10:51 am to
I got way too drunk and passed out on the sofa. If it weren't for my wife Santa wouldn't have passed.
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