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Anyone else have a mad wife today ?

Posted on 12/25/15 at 8:56 am
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19245 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 8:56 am
Mine says I got too drunk last night and acted like a horses arse

I was stressed from Christmas Maw.
Posted by Front9Bandit
Member since Dec 2013
15432 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 8:57 am to
Mine says that every morning
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 8:57 am to
My wife sucked my dick this morning and let me put my bird in her gaping Bhole
Posted by Tiger Chemist
Member since Nov 2009
2872 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 8:57 am to
Happens to me a few times every holiday season.
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 8:58 am to
You idiot, now she's going to bang the neighbor. Nice going a-hole.


P.S. Merry Christmas
Posted by EddieHewitt
LOUISIANA
Member since Oct 2013
1392 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 8:58 am to
Errrrrrrrr day baw!
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 8:58 am to
quote:

My wife sucked my dick this morning and let me put my bird in her gaping Bhole


It's nice that you keep things classy around here.
Posted by yellowhammer2098
New Orleans, LA
Member since Mar 2013
3850 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 8:59 am to
quote:

You idiot, now she's going to bang the neighbor. Nice going a-hole.



Shouldn't you be thanking him then?
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28088 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:00 am to
I've got $50 that says you will never let your wife see that post.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
20974 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:00 am to
quote:

her gaping Bhole


She might want to get that checked out.
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14476 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:00 am to
The over/under on percentage of wives who don't get mad at us at least once during the day? I say 5%.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38654 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:02 am to
I just got banished to the porch
she's cleaning the house because there's family coming over
I said it was clean enough for them
wrong answer
Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2074 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:02 am to
quote:

My wife sucked my dick this morning and let me put my bird in her gaping Bhole


I think an angel gets her wings when that happens.
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
1968 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:03 am to
quote:

her gaping Bhole

Yeah... been meaning to apologize for that.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48272 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:03 am to
Wife mad?

Ask her if she wants to play "Hot Cockles". They change their tune immediately when you tell them you want to play "Hot Cockles."

Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:04 am to
Nope. Got rid of that fat frick 18 months ago.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:04 am to
quote:

I just got banished to the porch
she's cleaning the house because there's family coming over
I said it was clean enough for them
wrong answer


Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1909 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:05 am to
I have a horny wife this morning
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68473 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:15 am to
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I have a horny wife this morning
Impossible. The OT says married women never want sex and when they do, they have it with people other than their spouse. It really makes no sense why women don't want to have sex with their husbands after they have gained 40 pounds, and don't even try to romance her anymore.
This post was edited on 12/25/15 at 9:17 am
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:16 am to
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