re: Anyone else have a mad wife today ?

Maw?

Yep. Why should Christmas be different from any other day?

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My wife got hammered last night at her family Christmas.

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Say this to an Arkansas man and they get a sentimental sympathetic erection remembering hammering a drunken blood relative.

Not a mad wife, but my parents are pissed because I just walked in and fixed a drink.

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Not a mad wife, but my parents are pissed because I just walked in and fixed a drink.

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This pisses me off. Are you an adult at your home. I would kindly tell mine to get over it or go home.

My ex-wife in residence wakes up and tells me that she is tired of car headlights blasting her with "laser" lights that give her a burning sensation. She's somewhat paranoid and has decided that the new LED lights on many cars are blasting her with some type of energy. For example, on the 20th we went to my mother's grave at the National Cemetery in Dallas and my nephew pulled up in his SUV with led lights. She glared at him and was mad (she thought he was "spritzing" her with the headlights). I tell her "they are just headlights" and I get "no, I see concrete curbs in parking lots and I can see the holes where the headlights have burned into the concrete."

No amount of logic will work. Thankfully, it is cloudy so I won't have to endure "I can't believe they let them (airplanes) do that (chemtrails)."

Mad would be 500% better than crazy. I went up to the office - only so much of that one can take in one day.

ETA: The refrigerator turns on when the neighbor pulls his truck into the driveway.

Her dog's ears are sticking up not because the dog is lying on her side, but because some unspecified energy weapon is hitting the house.

It is only windy at our house (I'm thinking, is this Bewitched?).

If a car gets behind us on a trip and has LED lights, I eventually have to pull over and let is pass or she'll stare back at it and start stomping her foot.

Fact: She's nuts.
Fact: You once agreed to marry her.
Fact: After divorcing her, you let back into your house/bed.
Fact: You are crazy too.

Due to these facts, you'll get no mercy here, sir.

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Woof - I hope you're making up at least part of that.

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I actually was being somewhat conservative about it. It was awkward explaining to my nephew why she gave him such a hateful look (he's the one with the car LED lights). When it was cold, my house was 55 degrees because she won't run the heat (she thinks she's allergic to EMF). Basically, when her foot goes to sleep or gets numb, she blames it on some type of EMF or allergy to electricity.

We went to see Miracle on 34th St. at the theater. I thought we would have to leave after ten minutes - she was stomping her foot glaring at people down the row (in belief that they were doing something to her). She did settle down.

She thinks I have some "team" doing this. I wish I had all the power - the power to have 100's of people (including everyone with LED lights) and I'd have access to directed energy devices and geoengineering.

I need to take the net away from her - she reads every conspiracy site especially EMF and chemtrails.

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ex-wife in residence wakes up and tells me that she is tired of car headlights blasting her with "laser" lights that give her a burning sensation. She's somewhat paranoid and has decided that the new LED lights on many cars are blasting her with some type of energy. For example, on the 20th we went to my mother's grave at the National Cemetery in Dallas and my nephew pulled up in his SUV with led lights. She glared at him and was mad (she thought he was "spritzing" her with the headlights). I tell her "they are just headlights" and I get "no, I see concrete curbs in parking lots and I can see the holes where the headlights have burned into the concrete."

No amount of logic will work. Thankfully, it is cloudy so I won't have to endure "I can't believe they let them (airplanes) do that (chemtrails)."

Mad would be 500% better than crazy. I went up to the office - only so much of that one can take in one day.

ETA: The refrigerator turns on when the neighbor pulls his truck into the driveway.

Her dog's ears are sticking up not because the dog is lying on her side, but because some unspecified energy weapon is hitting the house.

It is only windy at our house (I'm thinking, is this Bewitched?).

If a car gets behind us on a trip and has LED lights, I eventually have to pull over and let is pass or she'll stare back at it and start stomping her foot

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You lucky motherfricker. I love her. She's the perfect woman. I want her if you don't