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Posted on 5/20/15 at 6:25 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
423392 posts
Posted on 5/20/15 at 6:25 pm
Janos Slynt, GOT

quote:

my friends at the court will not allow this!


i can only imagine what road(s) i would have to take to get to that point, on multiple levels. it really is mind-bending
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 5/20/15 at 6:29 pm to
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERfrickING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERfrickING PLANE!...except, i'll say "helicopter"
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23582 posts
Posted on 5/20/15 at 6:32 pm to
"GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!"

Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
4294 posts
Posted on 5/20/15 at 6:33 pm to
If someone ever points a gun at me and asks if I want to die, I will say "every man dies, but not every man truly lives."

Then hopefully the attacker gets confused and just walks away.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171080 posts
Posted on 5/20/15 at 6:37 pm to
you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36444 posts
Posted on 5/20/15 at 6:37 pm to
Some waiter: "Would you like to hear our specials?"
Patrick Bateman: "Not if you'd like to keep your spleen."


Also, Vic Mackey: "Your ex-wife's pussy tastes like sweet butter"
This post was edited on 5/20/15 at 6:40 pm
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142507 posts
Posted on 5/20/15 at 6:42 pm to
I must say no to you, and I will give you my reasons. It's true, I have a lot of friends among Tier 1, but they wouldn't be friendly very long if they knew my forum was the SEC Rant instead of the OT, which they regard as a harmless vice. But the SEC Rant is a dirty business.

It doesn't make any difference to me where a man posts, understand. But your forum can be -- a little dangerous.
Posted by Fenwick86
Member since May 2007
3523 posts
Posted on 5/20/15 at 7:13 pm to
"Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores...or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches."

I've always been a defender of whores.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 5/20/15 at 7:15 pm to
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 5/20/15 at 7:22 pm to
"By God, Woodrow; It's been one hell of a party."

Except I'm pretty sure it will be someone not named Woodrow.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 5/20/15 at 8:02 pm to
This is a complicated case man. Lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of strings running through ol' weagle's head.

ETA; Dammit post above mine.
This post was edited on 5/20/15 at 8:06 pm
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14572 posts
Posted on 5/20/15 at 8:20 pm to
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
33966 posts
Posted on 5/20/15 at 9:08 pm to
frick you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. You see this watch? You see this watch? That watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shite. Good father? frick you! Go home and play with your kids.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
11037 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 9:39 am to
Any of these from Citizen Kane:

"You're the greatest fool I've ever known,...If it was anybody else, I'd say what's going to happen to you would be a lesson to you. Only you're going to need more than one lesson. And you're going to get more than one lesson."
-Boss Jim Gettys

"I am not a gentleman. I don't even know what a gentleman is." -Boss Jim Gettys

"... That's a lot of money to pay for a dame without a head." -Reporter

"I can remember everything. That's my curse, young man. It's the greatest curse that's ever been inflicted on the human race: memory." -Jedidiah. Leland

"I'm no cheap, crooked politician, trying to save himself from the consequences of his crimes." -Charles Foster Kane
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
10738 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 9:56 am to
Posted by StarkRebel
Member since Sep 2014
2175 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 10:36 am to
Posted by LSUfan0420
Lake Chuck
Member since Jan 2007
1276 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 12:22 pm to
something very dry and simple, but makes me laugh every time...

Stewardess: Can I get you anything to drink?
Clark Griswold: I guess I'll have a Coke.
Stewardess: Do you want that in the can?
Clark Griswold: No, I'll have it right here.

been waiting my whole life for a waitress, bar tender, or stewardess to ask me this, hahaha
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89620 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 12:55 pm to
"Man's got to know his limitations."

I already say it a lot - but I want to really mean it to or about an enemy one day.

"You fricked with the wrong marine!"

Except I would say "soldier".

"All in the game, yo."

Self-explanatory.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22264 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

That's no moon, it's a space station.

:fingers crossed:
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