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Arse's fatty weekend rewind (lazy beach weekend) (nsfw?)
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:49 am
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:49 am
I went to the beach this weekend. I left work early Friday to head to beautiful Orange Beach, the home of Florabama. On the way, I grabbed a double Beam with a splash of diet for the road.
After bypassing Mobile, I stopped for some snacks and a tall boy.
The combos tasted like all of the others I've had. They were not very good. They had a small hint of buffalo flavor. I was extremely disappointed with the Nesquik. I didn't even finish it. With a Samoa flavor, they better knock it out of the park. They swung and missed.
Upon arrival, I threw on my trunks and hit the beach. After several drinks and relieving myself in the Gulf, I walked into the Florabama for a Bushwhacker. I went to the little girls room and I realized I was in Alabama.
I then returned to the beach to play some bocce and fly a kite. I then showered and continued to pound the Beam.
For dinner we went to this place called gulf. I left my phone at home so no pics were taken. The front of the place resembles stacked storage containers. It's open air dining, and you place an order at a window. Here's a pic I found online.
I ordered another beam, a fried grouper sandwich and burrata. I enjoyed the atmosphere, but the food was not amazing. My sandwich reminded me of the Filet-o-Fish, which I do enjoy but not at $12. The burrata was also chewy. I'd go back since the area lacks decent restaurants.
After a few more drinks, I passed out. I was up at 6 and the first game day bourbon was poured at 630. When I began pouring my second, I decided to make some breakfast. We'd have bacon, fried eggs and biscuits.
The biscuits were made from a recipe from the LA Republican Women's cookbook. It was based upon Popeyes. They were money.
I then gathered my thoughts and headed to the beach with a handle of bourbon. After taking on the waves, I returned to the condo to make a sandwich. You can't make a sandwich without potato chips. This is America.
I stayed inside for a while to pre-drink for the game. I then walked to the Florabama to talk shite with several SEC fans. There are some true idiots in our conference.
We then grilled for the game. I knew it was going to be a one sided victory because double rainbows appeared.
The meal was decent, but the burger was cooked too much. Guy in charge must have had too much to drink. I'll allow it.
After dinner, I went back to the Florabama. They were having a rodeo there this weekend. Cowboys and cowgirls everywhere! The Affliction shirt and cowboy hat look was coming in hot. I decided to show some of the fools how to ride. I lasted about 5 seconds. I even had a few fans. One came and took a pic with me. I think she was into me.
I didn't seal the deal with her and returned home. I got up early to clean and cook.
They had some beast surfing the gnarly waves.
After polishing off the last of the bourbon, I headed home. I became a little hungry and decided to pull off. I got a hot dog with chili and cheese. I was pissed they didn't have onions, but they did have some hot sauce. It was a very good all beef gas station hot dog.
I was rushing to get home for the Saints game. I also had to go to work after the game, so I didn't have time to cook lunch. I called in Mikimoto for pick up. I got escolar carpaccio and rainbow roll. It was perfect. It was just what I needed to deal with that horrendous game.
I'll be headed back to Peche this weekend. I'm hoping to get some cobia neck. The pics online have been ridiculous.
Until next time, stay fat my friends.
After bypassing Mobile, I stopped for some snacks and a tall boy.
The combos tasted like all of the others I've had. They were not very good. They had a small hint of buffalo flavor. I was extremely disappointed with the Nesquik. I didn't even finish it. With a Samoa flavor, they better knock it out of the park. They swung and missed.
Upon arrival, I threw on my trunks and hit the beach. After several drinks and relieving myself in the Gulf, I walked into the Florabama for a Bushwhacker. I went to the little girls room and I realized I was in Alabama.
I then returned to the beach to play some bocce and fly a kite. I then showered and continued to pound the Beam.
For dinner we went to this place called gulf. I left my phone at home so no pics were taken. The front of the place resembles stacked storage containers. It's open air dining, and you place an order at a window. Here's a pic I found online.
I ordered another beam, a fried grouper sandwich and burrata. I enjoyed the atmosphere, but the food was not amazing. My sandwich reminded me of the Filet-o-Fish, which I do enjoy but not at $12. The burrata was also chewy. I'd go back since the area lacks decent restaurants.
After a few more drinks, I passed out. I was up at 6 and the first game day bourbon was poured at 630. When I began pouring my second, I decided to make some breakfast. We'd have bacon, fried eggs and biscuits.
The biscuits were made from a recipe from the LA Republican Women's cookbook. It was based upon Popeyes. They were money.
I then gathered my thoughts and headed to the beach with a handle of bourbon. After taking on the waves, I returned to the condo to make a sandwich. You can't make a sandwich without potato chips. This is America.
I stayed inside for a while to pre-drink for the game. I then walked to the Florabama to talk shite with several SEC fans. There are some true idiots in our conference.
We then grilled for the game. I knew it was going to be a one sided victory because double rainbows appeared.
The meal was decent, but the burger was cooked too much. Guy in charge must have had too much to drink. I'll allow it.
After dinner, I went back to the Florabama. They were having a rodeo there this weekend. Cowboys and cowgirls everywhere! The Affliction shirt and cowboy hat look was coming in hot. I decided to show some of the fools how to ride. I lasted about 5 seconds. I even had a few fans. One came and took a pic with me. I think she was into me.
I didn't seal the deal with her and returned home. I got up early to clean and cook.
They had some beast surfing the gnarly waves.
After polishing off the last of the bourbon, I headed home. I became a little hungry and decided to pull off. I got a hot dog with chili and cheese. I was pissed they didn't have onions, but they did have some hot sauce. It was a very good all beef gas station hot dog.
I was rushing to get home for the Saints game. I also had to go to work after the game, so I didn't have time to cook lunch. I called in Mikimoto for pick up. I got escolar carpaccio and rainbow roll. It was perfect. It was just what I needed to deal with that horrendous game.
I'll be headed back to Peche this weekend. I'm hoping to get some cobia neck. The pics online have been ridiculous.
Until next time, stay fat my friends.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:50 am to arseinclarse
Looks great as always
I hope you enjoy your remaining years to the fullest...there might not be many
I hope you enjoy your remaining years to the fullest...there might not be many
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:10 am to arseinclarse
enjoying these more and more
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:14 am to OTIS2
I'm serious about the Nesquik. They also had a "Thin Mint" option. I drink about 4 regulars a month. I was extremely disappointed.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:21 am to arseinclarse
You are a trip!
Where do you stay in OB?
I hope peche will have your favorite flavored nesquick for you.
Where do you stay in OB?
I hope peche will have your favorite flavored nesquick for you.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:33 am to arseinclarse
You have old people hands.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:34 am to CorkSoaker
quote:
Where do you stay in OB?
Always the Phoenix X. It's next door to the Florabama, and you can walk into it from the beach.
quote:
You have old people hands.
I credit it to my days as a FedEx delivery driver. That shite was brutal. You should see my old man balls.
This post was edited on 9/15/14 at 9:36 am
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:37 am to arseinclarse
quote:
You should see my old man balls
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:38 am to arseinclarse
Once again you killed it.
Good job sir
Good job sir
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:44 am to arseinclarse
quote:
I'd go back since the area lacks decent restaurants.
I heard the Gulf had good burgers. I was there last week and had some good meals at Cosmos, Cobalt, and Lillians pizza.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:49 am to Topwater Trout
quote:
Cosmos
They went Thursday night. They enjoyed it.
Gulf's atmosphere was interesting. I'll give it another shot.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:50 am to arseinclarse
The first time I read one of these I thought it was a troll thread and was like
But they're actually pretty entertaining
But they're actually pretty entertaining
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:02 am to arseinclarse
I also realized I haven't had Nesquik in probably over a decade.
I used to rock the shite out of their strawberry milk. Might go get one to bring back the memories.
I used to rock the shite out of their strawberry milk. Might go get one to bring back the memories.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:10 am to tlsu15
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I used to rock the shite out of their strawberry milk. Might go get one to bring back the memories.
Good luck. I only see banana/strawberry now. I was a huge banana fan.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:16 am to arseinclarse
Nice weekend review. I enjoyed the read.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:24 am to arseinclarse
quote:
I became a little hungry and decided to pull off. I got a hot dog with chili and cheese. I was pissed they didn't have onions, but they did have some hot sauce. It was a very good all beef gas station hot dog.
Brah you can't drop a review like this and not even tell us which exit you got off at. smdh
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