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re: New employee question

Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

My company is hiring its first gay employee, but he doesn't start for a few more weeks. At this point we know, but he doesn't know that we know.


Careful I understand its an airborne disease if you breath in the Gay's air.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:56 pm to
quote:

Careful I understand its an airborne disease if you breath in the Gay's air.


Apparently there's an Eboylove epidemic going around.

Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64384 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:56 pm to
Either a troll or a lost post from 1965.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 8:58 pm to
quote:

Apparently there's an Eboylove epidemic going around.




Second Hand(job) Gay
Posted by Al Dante
Member since Mar 2013
1859 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

You sure do like to bad mouth your office a lot.


I have a lot of employees. The OP is about the worst kind of employee you could have. I'd rather have an army of butt-plugging flamers that do good work if I didnt' have to put up with the constant whining/complaining that comes with hiring someone like the OP.
Posted by mmcgrath
Indianapolis
Member since Feb 2010
35412 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

enough to read months worth of old posts to "expose" me.
You've been "outed".

But seriously shouldn't be too hard to figure out where you work from your posting history.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Tigerlaff



Can we get a link to the old job posts?
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33910 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by eelsuee
2B+!2B
Member since Oct 2004
4503 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 9:37 pm to
Why do you guys have to be such haters?

This post was edited on 7/31/14 at 11:51 pm
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34715 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

Never turned ME gay....even after i sucked his cock 8 times.


How can you tell your roommate is gay?



























When his dick tastes like shite
Posted by RemouladeSawce
Uranus
Member since Sep 2008
13953 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 9:40 pm to
Posted by asurob1
On the edge of the galaxy
Member since May 2009
26971 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

It is telling that just asking the question brings out your anger enough to read months worth of old posts to "expose" me. Jackass


yeah, he's the jackass and yet you're the one who is afraid that the new gay guy at the office is going to come in and make use of you.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99127 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

he's obviously worried the new employee may turn him gay, it happens all the time ya know.


Bigger threat to America, the gay virus or the Ebola virus?
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20686 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

could he be told not to discuss it with clients even though nobody else in the company has been told this


WTF?

1. Why would he be talking to a client about his sexual preferences?
2. If he is the kind of person that would talk to a client about his sexual preferences, why would you hire him?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99127 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

Pfffft...I worked with a gay dude for YEARS. Never turned ME gay....even after i sucked his cock 8 times.


He must have been white. You, understandably, were not impressed.
Posted by Iosh
Bureau of Interstellar Immigration
Member since Dec 2012
18941 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

WTF?

1. Why would he be talking to a client about his sexual preferences?
2. If he is the kind of person that would talk to a client about his sexual preferences, why would you hire him?
Duh, talking to clients about your awesome sex life is a total alpha move, bro. When a client hears my awesome story about all the pussy I slayed last week they usually just start writing me the check on the spot.
This post was edited on 7/31/14 at 10:09 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69917 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 10:19 pm to
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20686 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

Duh, talking to clients about your awesome sex life is a total alpha move, bro. When a client hears my awesome story about all the pussy I slayed last week they usually just start writing me the check on the spot.



This post was edited on 7/31/14 at 10:20 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

eelsuee




So, what industry are you in?
Posted by Iosh
Bureau of Interstellar Immigration
Member since Dec 2012
18941 posts
Posted on 7/31/14 at 10:37 pm to
Gotta be porn, right?
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