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re: OK, you have 3 texts to get a girl interested.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:59 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:59 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
Bring.
That.
Booty.
0
Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:59 pm to LSU316
Because like some old sneakers, you just don't have a soul
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:01 pm to pwejr88
quote:wow,, even Iona is more baller than this
Just wanted to say hello Would love to get to know you better How about Saturday?
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:01 pm to Codythetiger
quote:
you just don't have a soul
Cuts deep bro
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:01 pm to Pectus
what the hell do you think you txt messages are just magic? it depends on how much the girl is into you…if she likes you it will take 1 txt…if she doesn't, it will likely take dozens of txts over a several month period.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:02 pm to Pectus
quote:
Some background info:
-You know them from a few years back.
Then you should know the answer to your question already.
ETA: You know *her*, not *them*. Or are you confused about what is between her legs?
This post was edited on 7/24/14 at 9:03 pm
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:02 pm to LSU316
Oh shite, you're not a ginger are you?
if so, i'll RA myself and know I didn't mean to offend you
if so, i'll RA myself and know I didn't mean to offend you
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:02 pm to OWLFAN86
Maybe if she saw an American flag shirt and some stand up comedy no texts would be needed. 
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:03 pm to Pectus
1) w
2) y
3) d
2) y
3) d
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:04 pm to Codythetiger
Is it bad that I don't know if you're joking or not?
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:05 pm to Pectus
3 butthole pics.
works everytime.
works everytime.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:08 pm to Pectus
frick it man, just say "Hey, been thinking about you and wondering why we never got together. Yeah, I know that's weird but so what. Want to have dinner sometime? "
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:08 pm to Codythetiger
quote:
Oh shite, you're not a ginger are you?
Naw....you're good I don't have any special powers.
quote:
I didn't mean to offend you
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:09 pm to Pectus
fricking call her you pussy.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:10 pm to Pectus
quote:
text
What is this?
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:10 pm to Pectus
1) Show me your butthole.
2) Make it wink.
3) I'm coming over.
In like Flynn.
2) Make it wink.
3) I'm coming over.
In like Flynn.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:11 pm to junkfunky
Text1:
"Hey, what does it mean when you get some coke with a slight yellowish tint and its a little too moist and mushy to chop into a fine powder?"
Text2(45mins):
"I arjflreoxdm djs0 ypo dummin' meep"
Text3(3hrs):
"Baby, I swear, that's never happened to me before. Will you just come back over?"
"Hey, what does it mean when you get some coke with a slight yellowish tint and its a little too moist and mushy to chop into a fine powder?"
Text2(45mins):
"I arjflreoxdm djs0 ypo dummin' meep"
Text3(3hrs):
"Baby, I swear, that's never happened to me before. Will you just come back over?"
This post was edited on 7/24/14 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:14 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:
frick it man, just say "Hey, been thinking about you and wondering why we never got together. Yeah, I know that's weird but so what. Want to have dinner sometime? "
Nope. Nope. Don't do this. Call her Pectus. It's more personal
Much more likely for her to blow you off via text. Ask her out to dinner over the phone. Even if she's unsure about it she's more likely to accept the invitation. Then the ball is in your court. Wine 'em, dine 'em, cartwheel 69 'em
The thought of the quoted above is in the right place, the delivery is wrong.
"Hey this is Pectus, this is out of character for me...but would you like to have dinner Saturday night and catch up?"
Something along those lines
This post was edited on 7/24/14 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:15 pm to Pectus
That's two more than necessary.
Good grief son, get to the effin' point.
Good grief son, get to the effin' point.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:20 pm to Pectus
quote:
1/2 year ago chat
You gotta keep these hoes on a more regular interval than 6 months.
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