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I have a problem with a neighbor's dog
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:29 am
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:29 am
I have a neighbor with a pit bull. It doesn't have a collar, but seems nice. Yesterday, the neighbor snuck across the fence and trimmed my orange tree, cutting my pet rat snake in the process. I was pissed. I went to my $75k 4-cyl ford ultra platinum series 4wd truck, and pulled out my .22 lr. No bullets. I then reached for my model 700, but remembered they aren't safe. I couldn't get to any other guns, because they were all "secured" in a safe I forgot the combination to. I grabbed my Matthews (even though they are overpriced) but couldn't decide on whether to shoot conventional or mechanical broad heads. By this time I was really upset, because the bastard had been stomping on my grass I had been fertilizing with weed n feed, alternating mowing short and high. My dog got out of his concrete kennel somehow (I keep him locked up and fed ol Roy food when it isn't hunting season because he's a tool, not a pet) and took off after the neighbor and his dog. Luckily, I had my new shock collar on him and I buzzed him pretty good to keep him from biting them. They ended up seeking refuge in my raised tomato garden, and knocked over my hybrid bigbettercelebracherokeeole plants. Luckily I remembered I keep a judge in my kayak for protection from banded watersnakes. By the time I got the judge they were gone, but I'll be waiting for the next time that dog crosses the property line, as he and his owner have been warned.
WWOBD?
WWOBD?
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:31 am to tenfoe
Back off to half throttle and flood his house with the colossal wake you'll throw!
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:32 am to tenfoe
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WWOBD?
Pretty much covered it.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:36 am to tenfoe
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WWOBD?
You could have prevented all of this with a well placed shot from a crossbow.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:37 am to tenfoe
Hit the dog with your yeti and fillet him with your bubba blade.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:37 am to tenfoe
7/10 No foot!
This post was edited on 6/1/14 at 8:39 am
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:38 am to tenfoe
First I would make him shape the orange tree like a poodle, next I trade the ford in for a dodge Power Wagon.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 8:44 am to tenfoe
Dang man. Too much work this early.
You could have caught the pit with jsmoke's fishing net.
You could have caught the pit with jsmoke's fishing net.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:14 am to tenfoe
How much is your hunting lease per month?
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:29 am to tenfoe
My threads are only mentioned 3 times
Posted on 6/1/14 at 11:08 am to tenfoe
shirley you dont expect me to read all that when you were too lazy to put some spaces in there?
you obviously have no respect for any one.
you obviously have no respect for any one.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 11:16 am to tenfoe
Make some rice.....
Am I doing it right?
Am I doing it right?
Posted on 6/1/14 at 11:53 am to tenfoe
I'd deliver a frightening message with Round Up in the dude's front lawn. Then punctuate it with some diesel. As for the dog, put upside down mole traps all over your yard.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 1:55 pm to tenfoe
Well a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that OP And he told me it was the perfect OB rant I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the Perfect OB rant because he hadn't said Anything at all about yetis, 1911's, white perch, swoopedas or gettin' drunk"
Posted on 6/1/14 at 2:09 pm to tenfoe
You should edit the OP and apologize for the terrible thread title. Just one more suggestion to cover the bases
Posted on 6/1/14 at 2:17 pm to tenfoe
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WWOBD?
if you would have had a high fenced yard this wouldn't have happened
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