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re: Funniest saying you've heard.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:59 pm to Diddles
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:59 pm to Diddles
quote:
it could be raining pussy, and I would get hit with a dick.
Not quite how it goes, it's:
If it was raining pussy, I'd catch one with a dick stuck in it!
"Shaking like a queer eating hotdogs!"
(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
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Posted on 4/7/14 at 7:38 pm to notslim99
"Slick as cum on a gold toof"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:26 pm to MSWebfoot
Fat girl in tight pants. "she looks like a sock full of nickels"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 8:51 pm to ElVick
always date girls with small hands, it makes your dick look bigger. 
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:05 pm to 8miles
If there were as many dicks sticking out of her as have been stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:15 pm to notslim99
To someone with acne scars- looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a wet chain.
Happier than a queer in a dick tree
I'm as serious as dick cancer
Happier than a queer in a dick tree
I'm as serious as dick cancer
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:17 pm to WaltTeevens
Busy at work??
Bowed up like a queer in a peter patch. Followed by
I've never personally seen one but I'd figured he's perty bowed up!
I'd rather hear a fat women fart than a grown man belly ache!!
Bowed up like a queer in a peter patch. Followed by
I've never personally seen one but I'd figured he's perty bowed up!
I'd rather hear a fat women fart than a grown man belly ache!!
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:21 pm to notslim99
I'd call you a count, but you lack the depth or warmth.
I don't have the time nor crayons to explain this to you.
Go frick a landmine. Or, go head but a bullet.
I don't have the time nor crayons to explain this to you.
Go frick a landmine. Or, go head but a bullet.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:22 pm to sabes que
quote:
This thread has gone steadily downhill, there are some gyms earlier on, but it gets bad the past 3 pages.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:27 pm to northern
These mosquitoes out here are so big, they could buttfrick a turkey flat footed.
I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch out of a menstrating skunk.
I would rather hang upside down and shite than do that.
I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch out of a menstrating skunk.
I would rather hang upside down and shite than do that.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:38 pm to EyeOfTheTiger311
He might not be gay but I'll bet he will hold a dick in his mouth until one shows up!
Posted on 4/7/14 at 9:55 pm to TIGER2
Her under arm is so hairy, it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:08 pm to jvilletiger25
describing a very skinny girl:
"I've seen more arse on a snake"
"I've seen more arse on a snake"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 10:25 pm to notslim99
My old boss's son is a pga golfer....asked my boss to be his caddie during some tournament....boss gave bad advise on a shot and he dropped like 5 spots because of the results....
went to the bar at the end of the round and when the waitress asked if they wanted any drinks he says..."yea I'll take a bud light...and he'll have a tall glass of shut the frick up"
went to the bar at the end of the round and when the waitress asked if they wanted any drinks he says..."yea I'll take a bud light...and he'll have a tall glass of shut the frick up"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:22 pm to stuntman
quote:
"be careful about losing weight that fast....you might fall through your a-hole and hang yourself".
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to through life, son.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:31 pm to Sho Nuff
Uglier than 40 acres of burnt stumps
Ugly, looks like someone caught her face on fire & put it out with an ice pick
For a store that had everything= they had everything from a baby fart to a clap of thunder
Ugly, looks like someone caught her face on fire & put it out with an ice pick
For a store that had everything= they had everything from a baby fart to a clap of thunder
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:58 pm to whit
A buddy of mine and I saw a woman slip and fall in a parking lot one day, and he said, "she went down faster than a one egg pudding".
Posted on 4/8/14 at 12:13 am to slaughlin
Save your thanks, this boat runs on gas, grass, and arse
Posted on 4/8/14 at 12:16 am to sabes que
quote:
This thread has gone steadily downhill, there are some gyms earlier on, but it gets bad the past 3 pages.
That's a gem right there.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 12:22 am to notslim99
My grandfather grew up in Florida and HATED going to the beach. When my mom and uncle would tell him they wanted to go to the beach for vacation he would say....
"Hell go by the lake, put some sand in your britches and you'll be at the beach."
"Hell go by the lake, put some sand in your britches and you'll be at the beach."
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