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All the little girls were chasing my son today at school

Posted on 1/31/14 at 4:06 pm
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 4:06 pm
Trying to kiss him. The one that caught him told him that he was her first crush. AWwwwwwwww Kindergarten

Now, he has no clue wtf she's talking about and I'm trying to explain. Why do little girls develope "crushes" way before little boys even know what they are?

Anyway here's to my little Kindergarten
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 4:07 pm to
wait til he comes home saying a girl wants to marry him in kindergarten.
Posted by TigerWise
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 4:08 pm to
Few more years and he'll be sleeping with his teacher.
Posted by Mr BowTie
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 4:08 pm to
Congrats on the FBI showing up to your door in the next 24 hours
Posted by Prominentwon
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 4:08 pm to
Next year he'll draw you this for a class project.

Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 4:11 pm to


Your son is a beta and in the friend zone.

Posted by I Love Bama
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

Now, he has no clue wtf she's talking about and I'm trying to explain. Why do little girls develope "crushes" way before little boys even know what they are?



My buddy called me the other night laughing/freaking out that his 5 year old daughter was taking extra time to wash herself "down there". He asked her why she was doing that and she said it felt good.

He flipped his shite.
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

Now, he has no clue wtf she's talking about and I'm trying to explain. Why do little girls develope "crushes" way before little boys even know what they are?


Girls just develop faster, including knowing how to spell.
Posted by hg
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 4:19 pm to
Tell him to toot it and boot it
Posted by Tornado Alley
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 4:35 pm to
Congrats on the vicarious sects.
Posted by Voorhies7
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 4:35 pm to
Ur kid can't draw for shite.
Posted by Jarlaxle
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

All the little girls were chasing my son today at school




How many is he related to?
Posted by jose
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 5:08 pm to
What school does little placebeaux go to???
Posted by iliveinabox
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 5:54 pm to
Posted by BayouFann
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 6:03 pm to
yeah, they'll get caught bumpin belly buttons soon
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

Now, he has no clue wtf she's talking about

sorry your son is ghey
Posted by MrBlue105
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Member since Apr 2013
6602 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 6:06 pm to
they're brought up watching all that cinderella shite.

All the estrogen mimicking plastics n whatnot probably got em hitting puberty very early too
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53419 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

Why do little girls develope "crushes" way before little boys even know what they are?
Bc teen magazine and girl culture tells them to. Which is why girls are wearing makeup at an earlier age and having children earlier. Bc our society tells kids to be sexy.
Posted by Thunder Tiger
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 6:33 pm to

This post was edited on 2/12/21 at 10:44 am
Posted by marie antoinette
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 1/31/14 at 6:48 pm to
I gave a boy (class mate) my number on the first day of kindergarten. He called before I even got home. My parents were thrilled.
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