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Yewkindewit
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I understood 18 of the 21. Have to google 3.





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HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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quote:

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.


Waiting for the responses that correct you with "2 kinds of people".






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Jazzbass13
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Bestbank Tiger
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mew is a pun for mu, the coefficient of friction. the cat with lower friction falls off first


Thanks. That was one of about 2 or 3 I didn't get.






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Mr Fusion
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My favorite was how to tell a chemist and a plumber apart.


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M. A. Ryland
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What do you call an avocado's number of atoms?
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A guaca-mole

Ok. it wasn't really that funny...
I liked the unionized joke better.


How about this one:
Sandwich
Good geeky humor there!






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TH03
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my high school chemistry teacher used to tell that one





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Tigah in the ATL
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quote:

3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Do all of you want a drink?"
The first logician says "I don't know."
The second logician says "I don't know."
The third logician says "Yes!"
that's better. It made sense before but had no punch.

And do I get a prize for understanding them all?

Or should I get out more?



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M. A. Ryland
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quote:

my high school chemistry teacher used to tell that one


probably had the same HS chem teacher then... I think that's where I heard it.






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Tigah in the ATL
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quote:

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who thought this was going to be the binary joke.
nice one






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dewster
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The programmer's wife joke cracked me up.





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NawlinsTigah270
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I got the computer science related ones and a few others but not many





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Dijkstra
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There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.


I enjoy this one.

I actually enjoyed most of them, especially the logic and CS-based jokes. The Oct 31 = Dec 25 made me laugh out loud.

The programmer's wife joke is one my poor girlfriend will get a kick out of.



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BruslyTiger
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If you convert 31 octet (Oct 31) to decimal it returns 25 dec (Dec25).

Turn windows calculator to scientific mode and enter 31 in oct and then click the dec.






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CocomoLSU
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Some of those are good. #7 (the klepto one) is fricking awesome.





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eitek1
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Scruffy you are wrong and Brusly tiger is right. I came to post the same thing.

Octal or OCT is a base 8 number system.
Decimal or DEC is a base 10 number system.







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brouski
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The bartender goes, "Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"

A tachyon walks into a bar.






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TDTGodfather
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the math part of my brain is weak so i enjoy jokes like the kleptomaniac one and the crossing a joke with a rhetorical question better. also...

quote:

Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, no, no. To whom.



but i do enjoy the occasional computer geek, IT joke.

quote:

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Whoa, no, that's a hardware problem.



and this type of stuff




quote:

Heisenberg and Schrödinger are driving in a car and they get pulled over. The police officer asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg says, “Well, not really but I can tell you exactly where I was.”

The officer thinks that this peculiar response is grounds for a search, and he finds a dead cat in the trunk, and he says, “Do you guys know that there’s a dead cat in your trunk?” and Schrödinger says, “Well, I do now!”







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TH03
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quote:

“Do you guys know that there’s a dead cat in your trunk?” and Schrödinger says, “Well, I do now!”






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BTHog
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BTHog will be verifying the qualifications of posters who post a laughing emote in this thread








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