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re: Is buying a pontoon boat for family on river and orange beach gay?

Posted on 6/14/13 at 3:38 pm to
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3600 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 3:38 pm to
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that toilet is worth it's weight in gold.


Before or after.... never mind

Get one. We used to have a blast on my uncle's.
Posted by PvilleP
Prairieville
Member since Apr 2011
1950 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 4:28 pm to
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Im actually considering trading my Xpress for one. Family would get tons of enjoyment out of it and I have friends i can fish with


What IS the limitations on a party barge? I've never seen anyone attempting to cross Ponchartrain or fishing inshore saltwater, and rarely see anyone fishing canals in the spillway with one.
Posted by faxis
La.
Member since Oct 2007
7773 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 4:30 pm to
More stable than a monohull.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 4:33 pm to
Ive seen a ton of people perch jerking from them. They are big so I imagine any wind and you would have a very hard time controlling it with a trolling motor. We've trolled for bar fish many times on one.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
46380 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 4:37 pm to
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Ive seen a ton of people perch jerking from them. They are big so I imagine any wind and you would have a very hard time controlling it with a trolling motor. We've trolled for bar fish many times on one.


Add a pair of power poles...
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 4:39 pm to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 4:49 pm to
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now inshore saltwater fishing w a pontoon boat..... GAY




Sucking cock = Gay (unless you are female)

Asking fashion advice on the OT = Metrosexual and highly questionable.

Pontoon party barge, anywhere = a mobile good time and pretty damn manly.
Posted by PresidentialPerch
The water!
Member since Dec 2012
4456 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 5:02 pm to
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WTF? How is it gay? You get to drive a floating deck around on a river and get drunk.



:kige:
Posted by PresidentialPerch
The water!
Member since Dec 2012
4456 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 5:04 pm to
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.just be prepared to not get anywhere fast.


I saw one last week with a 250 V-max on it, I shite you not.
Posted by PresidentialPerch
The water!
Member since Dec 2012
4456 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 5:04 pm to
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Only if you frick another dude in the arse on it.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
46380 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 5:05 pm to
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I saw one last week with a 250 V-max on it, I shite you not.


Neighbor two houses down has a 225 on his, moves just fine...
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20974 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 5:06 pm to
This thread delivers.

There are a few models rigged with livewells and stuff. I will also be looking for something other than carpet in mine.
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
4987 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 6:25 pm to

You're good with a pontoon, but just to be safe bang your SO (hopefully female)on the deck during the maiden voyage.
There are really no gay boats, IMO.
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 7:16 pm to
Oh contraire.

Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 8:09 pm to
Pontoon boats are the shite.
Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
28158 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 8:42 pm to
Put a good sound system and a BBQ pit and they are


I'd get one if I wouldn't be stuck driving it all the time.
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22804 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 9:07 pm to
I would love a pontoon boat. Cruising just fast enough to keep the bugs off and drink beer.
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 9:08 pm to
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I would love a pontoon boat. Cruising just fast enough to keep the bugs off and drink beer.


This guy has a great understanding on how to live life.
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22804 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 9:13 pm to
Other than get to a fishing hole, I have no desire to go fast in a boat.
Posted by CoastieGM
Member since Aug 2012
3185 posts
Posted on 6/14/13 at 9:16 pm to
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Oh contraire.
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