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'Unsweetened' Tea - how can we get rid of that word?

Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:10 am
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:10 am
Unsweetened? There's sweet tea and there's tea, why on earth do I get asked if I'd like unsweetened tea when I ask for tea? If I wanted sweet tea you'd think I'd just ask for it?

As a matter of fact why does coffee have to be 'black' coffee if I just want it the way it came out of the damn machine? It's just coffee.

Now, get off my damn lawn!
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87560 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:12 am to
Holy shite...
Posted by CITWTT
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2005
31765 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:13 am to
Your panties are way too much in a wad today. Take of the tighty whiteys and go commando til the pressure eases a bit.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:14 am to
Love it. Very Carlin-esque thread.

Another one:

quote:

"That's another complaint of mine - too much use of this prefix pre. It's all over the language now — pre-this, pre-that, place the turkey in a pre-heated oven. It's ridiculous. There are only two states an oven can possibly exist in: Heated or unheated! Pre-heated is a meaningless fricking term."
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35131 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:15 am to
You're right! What about when my boo at Popeyes ask if I want spicy or mild? What flavor is mild?
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:17 am to
quote:

Holy shite...


I suck at life. (But I will be paddleboarding all weekend..woot)
This post was edited on 4/5/13 at 11:20 am
Posted by Trout Bandit
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
15065 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:20 am to
No shite. I asked for a black coffee at CC's the other day and the bitch repeated my order by saying "you want coffee with nothing in it??" and I said "Yeh black". I pull up to the window and she looks at me like I was a racist.
Posted by Delacroix
Member since Oct 2008
4040 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:22 am to
quote:

No shite. I asked for a black coffee at CC's the other day and the bitch repeated my order by saying "you want coffee with nothing in it??" and I said "Yeh black". I pull up to the window and she looks at me like I was a racist.


Posted by Tommy Patel
Member since Apr 2006
7558 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:28 am to
get rid of that term and within 6 months there will be a rant about it not being used to inform us....

you know there is "blond coffee" now? and I believe Black does not refer to the color but to the fact that its unsweetened
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:29 am to
quote:

No shite. I asked for a black coffee at CC's the other day and the bitch repeated my order by saying "you want coffee with nothing in it??" and I said "Yeh black". I pull up to the window and she looks at me like I was a racist.


I ordered a coffee at the CC's drive thru once and asked for cream and sugar. They asked how much and I said 1 sugar and make the coffee the color of Beyonce's skin.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53894 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:29 am to
never thought of this before. good point. I 'm on board to to ban it. Where do I sign.
Posted by Panny Crickets
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Sep 2008
5596 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:38 am to
quote:

Your panties are way too much in a wad today.


Today?
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
30356 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:41 am to
quote:

black coffee


"Think of the blackest thing you can imagine and double it. Then fill the blank spots? with black magic marker. Put that into a black rocket ship and shoot that into the blackness of space. Then close your eyes and use that as a reference."

Brian Regan-Black Coffee
This post was edited on 4/5/13 at 11:43 am
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:47 am to
I think all of that raw meat is affecting your gray matter.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83069 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 11:56 am to
quote:

There's sweet tea and there's tea, why on earth do I get asked if I'd like unsweetened tea when I ask for tea


Because the general population are fricking idiots.

Several times a night people tell me they want iced tea and when I ask which, they say sweet.

Blame tea drinkers. Not the person clarifying.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
117709 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 12:02 pm to
There are worse misuse of terms. Like La. Tech Lady Techsters. A "Techster" is "a person who goes to La. Tech."

Therefore, La. Tech Lady Techsters = "La. Tech Peole Who Attend La. Tech."

The correct term would be the female version of the male team, which is 'bulldogs'. So, the women's basketball team should be called "The La. Tech Bitches."
Posted by tigerman191
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2009
153 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Unsweetened? There's sweet tea and there's tea, why on earth do I get asked if I'd like unsweetened tea when I ask for tea? If I wanted sweet tea you'd think I'd just ask for it?

As a matter of fact why does coffee have to be 'black' coffee if I just want it the way it came out of the damn machine? It's just coffee.


First world problems.
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by Cold Cous Cous
Bucktown, La.
Member since Oct 2003
15372 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 12:34 pm to
I thought this was going to be about how the full "unsweetened tea" sounds overly affected. Just say "unsweet tea" like the rest of us, you pretentious a holes.
Posted by Tommy Patel
Member since Apr 2006
7558 posts
Posted on 4/5/13 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

There are worse misuse of terms. Like La. Tech Lady Techsters. A "Techster" is "a person who goes to La. Tech."

Therefore, La. Tech Lady Techsters = "La. Tech Peole Who Attend La. Tech."

The correct term would be the female version of the male team, which is 'bulldogs'. So, the women's basketball team should be called "The La. Tech Bitches."


now this makes more sense than the petty tea and coffee diatribe
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