tiggerthetooth LSU Fan Big Momma's House Member since Oct 2010 13978 posts
re: upstairs neighbors having sex (Posted on 10/11/12 at 9:22 pm to Patrick O Rly)
There's a legend about a young, Mexican teenager, who convinces his girl friend to give him a hand job. His excitement is soon crushed by the realization that she has no idea what's she's doing, and that he could be doing the same thing, only way better.
He decides to fart, which upsets his girlfriend, and she promptly leaves the room.
The young man tilted his head back and started singing "Jesus take the wheel."
Yeah but I dont have to make my hand tired, she has to work her own forearms.