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re: upstairs neighbors having sex



There's a legend about a young, Mexican teenager, who convinces his girl friend to give him a hand job. His excitement is soon crushed by the realization that she has no idea what's she's doing, and that he could be doing the same thing, only way better.

He decides to fart, which upsets his girlfriend, and she promptly leaves the room.

The young man tilted his head back and started singing "Jesus take the wheel."

True story.

Yeah but I dont have to make my hand tired, she has to work her own forearms.

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Patrick O Rly
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y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
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re: upstairs neighbors having sex

Confucius say, in order to please woman, you must first please self.

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