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Can you imagine?
Posted on 1/7/24 at 10:29 am
Posted on 1/7/24 at 10:29 am
A bunch of prehistoric druids are sitting around a campfire throwing down bladders of fermented barley grog one night in what would later become England. They are shooting the bull with a group of alien guys who showed up in the neighborhood a few days earlier riding inside of a crazy pie pan shaped bird, and the one of the druid guys says, "Boy I wish we could figure out the best time to plant these seeds to make a crop of barley so we can make more of this grog you guys are drinking like Baptists on a fishing trip."
The aliens get into a huddle to confer and then the leader says, "We can cut some big stones and stack them in a circle here so that the sun will hit right on that rock over there on the best planting day."
"Can you really do that?"
"No, but we can get our corps of engineer contractor to fix you guys up, right after he finishes laser carving those big stone guys and standing them on the cliffs on some island across the big pond."
"How will we be able to pay for all of that?"
"Send that Raquel Welch negotiator lady over tomorrow, and we'll work something out."
I think I may have figured it all out.
The aliens get into a huddle to confer and then the leader says, "We can cut some big stones and stack them in a circle here so that the sun will hit right on that rock over there on the best planting day."
"Can you really do that?"
"No, but we can get our corps of engineer contractor to fix you guys up, right after he finishes laser carving those big stone guys and standing them on the cliffs on some island across the big pond."
"How will we be able to pay for all of that?"
"Send that Raquel Welch negotiator lady over tomorrow, and we'll work something out."
I think I may have figured it all out.
This post was edited on 1/7/24 at 10:37 am
Posted on 1/7/24 at 10:30 am to MeridianDog
should have better things to do on a Sunday morning
Posted on 1/7/24 at 10:30 am to MeridianDog
What in the actual frick?
Posted on 1/7/24 at 10:33 am to MeridianDog
You should not be high in the morning on the Lord's day. The afternoon is a different matter though.
Posted on 1/7/24 at 10:36 am to MeridianDog
This post was edited on 1/7/24 at 10:37 am
Posted on 1/7/24 at 10:44 am to MeridianDog
quote:
"Send that Raquel Welch negotiator lady over tomorrow, and we'll work something out."
Posted on 1/7/24 at 10:46 am to MeridianDog
This post was edited on 1/7/24 at 10:47 am
Posted on 1/7/24 at 10:48 am to MeridianDog
Not sure why the highbrows of the OT downvoted you. This is hilarious.
Posted on 1/7/24 at 10:49 am to MeridianDog
quote:
They are shooting the bull with a group of alien guys who showed up in the neighborhood
quote:
one of the druid guys says, "Boy I wish we could figure out the best time to plant these seeds to make a crop of barley so we can make more of this grog you guys are drinking like Baptists on a fishing trip."
Just have the Mexicans build some pyramids and work the agriculture?
Posted on 1/7/24 at 11:43 am to MeridianDog
quote:
I think I may have figured it all out.
Maybe. But I think it's more likely that you found the good stash of gummies and were able to get to a keyboard before you lost track of your theory. (It's a very rare thing for a good, stoned thought to make it to the point of being recorded for posterity.)
Posted on 1/7/24 at 11:47 am to Swamp Angel
The problem with this I’ve experienced is that once the high wears off and you go back and take another look at it, a lot of times it wasn’t quite as clever as originally thought. Just a general observation, not necessarily directed at OP.
This post was edited on 1/7/24 at 11:48 am
Posted on 1/7/24 at 12:07 pm to MeridianDog
So I'm thinking a go fund me might not raise much support for my research?
Posted on 1/7/24 at 1:31 pm to MeridianDog
I like mushrooms on Sundays during the day also
Posted on 1/7/24 at 1:35 pm to MeridianDog
Bruh, hash is so 80s.
Give that shite up.
Give that shite up.
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