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re: My Grandfather wants me to spread his ashes at Tiger Stadium

Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:19 am to
Posted by WonPercent
BATON ROUGE
Member since Aug 2023
490 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:19 am to
Spread them in the quad instead so he can be surrounded by all of the OT 10s.
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
17793 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:19 am to
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Trespassing for one.




I think I wouldn’t have any problem doing that for my gramps or dad if that was their dying wish and worst case scenario I’m getting a trespassing charge if I’m caught. I already walked on the field once just do it when I was at LSU walking by the stadium one day inbetween classes. Didn’t walk out to midfield but it wasn’t gated and there was no one there.

I think you could get away with it but if you were paranoid, you could always storm the field with the crowd and do it then if you go to games regularly.
This post was edited on 10/30/23 at 11:20 am
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48865 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:19 am to
I have my mothers in the trunk of my car. I take her to the grocery, doctors office, dinner.

She wasn’t real outdoorsy so every now and then I sprinkle her ashes on the rug while watching a game so she can see then vacuum her back up and put her in the trunk.

She’s cool with it. She told me.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7345 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:19 am to
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Step 1: Buy a drone
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit



Know a guy with a house hard up against a green at Augusta National who swears that he has made some money over the years allowing folks to sneak over the fence and spread ashes....even claims one family brought a catapult like contraption and slung pawpaws ashes over the green....
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
3518 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:21 am to
Hire an LSU band member to discretely drop the ashes on the field during halftime performance. Just make sure it is a small amount of ashes...I don't think the tuba player can discretely carry a coffee can out onto the field.
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
17793 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:22 am to
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Just ask, why would they care.

because if they let one person do it they have to let everyone do it. I have a strong feeling he would be told no if he doesn’t know anyone on the inside
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:23 am to
There's a funeral scheduled there Saturday evening. Could be convenient timing.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29191 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:23 am to
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85 year old Grandfather (no pics)


As if anyone on here would be asking for that.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:24 am to
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We have spread my MILs all over the world as well.


not sure how much she has left but her parents have been "placed" at:
Munich(Oktoberfest fairgrounds)
Mt. Fuji
Maui
base of the Eiffel Tower
Denali
the Grand Canyon
North Carolina(son's grave)
Crested Butte
the Bordeaux
on the Lake Geneva shoreline
Venice, Italy
and other places she probably hasn't told me
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7345 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:24 am to
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There's a funeral scheduled there Saturday evening. Could be convenient timing.



Dayyyuummmmm....
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
53969 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:30 am to
There are enough events and opportunities to get on the field without having to break into the stadium to do so.

This post was edited on 10/30/23 at 11:33 am
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:31 am to
Didn't realize y'all had a running of the baws as well.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
53969 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:32 am to
The race group that does those around the SEC is from Baton Rouge
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
1594 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:32 am to
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Just carry them in your pocket to each game and wait for the next time we rush the field.



Andy Dufresne Style, I dig it.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25491 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:34 am to
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My Grandfather wants me to spread his ashes at Tiger Stadium


You'll have to sneak them in. I recommend you double bag in ziploc freezer bags and strap them to a coeds tittays. You know, one last hoorah for pawapaw.
Posted by SalE
At the beach
Member since Jan 2020
2436 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:37 am to
I am going to the lakes around campus.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
7345 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:41 am to
It is easy to gain access to any facility anytime during normal business hours. Wear khakis, boots and a polo. Get a hardhat and a clip board, preferably one of those metal ones with a cover, they look more official. Start outside looking up and pretending to count,...and make notes on the clipboard. Do this outside someone's office, preferably a receptionist. They will ask if they can help and you say they certainly can...you are looking at a project to replace an aging system and need to look around a few minutes. Be affable...they will probably go ask someone else and that is the person who holds the key...explain to them what project youre looking at and that you will only be a minute...they will most likely take you anywhere you want to go....have the ashes in your pocket and dump them without their noticing. It'll work...no one pays much attention to men in hard hats with clip boards LOL
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25464 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:43 am to
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not worth getting arrested for.


this is something you absolutely get arrested for. Dying grandfathers last wish and you youre like, naw gramps, just gonna spread ya in the back yard, not worth going to jail for

Halftime sprint to midfield and dust it
This post was edited on 10/30/23 at 11:44 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124621 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:43 am to
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not worth getting arrested for.



So don't get caught


If the OT can find a random dog, we can help scatter grandpas ashes in tiger stadium
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
15928 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:45 am to
Talk to the holder on the field goal team.
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