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re: 9 to 5 remake in the works

Posted by BondJamesBond on 4/26/24 at 11:15 am
At least it's likely Hanoi Jane won't be in it....
[quote]Thought this was a thread about that shitty Michael Mann film with Depp and Bale[/quote] OP identifying three 1930s-era actors in the title should have been a tip-off....
[quote]He was swimming in pussy and died at 91[/quote] fricked himself to death at an early age....
[quote]collided[/quote] Get with the program. That was not a "collision"....
[quote]Gimme that Guitar. Take this Rifle.[/quote] Great Bobby Bare song....
I saw on Fox News this morning that other verboten terms include "cakewalk" and "brown bagging." Apparently, cakewalk harkens back to plantation days, and we can only imagine why "brown bagging" would be triggering....

re: Making people wait for you

Posted by BondJamesBond on 3/9/24 at 11:11 am
[quote]bat-shite crazy ex-wife (pics previously posted)[/quote] Where?...

re: Bing AI is a Prude

Posted by BondJamesBond on 3/4/24 at 3:37 pm
[img]https://i.imgur.com/kpyt73b.jpg[/img]...
Sam Houston was born on this date in 1793....
and happy Kalends of February to you....
She's taken so much in the old poop-shoot that her butt-hole is stretched enough that you could shove a Pringles can up her *ss without it touching anything....
CC thought he was near India and that sea cows were mermaids. He miscalculated the circumference of the earth. He was one gullible dude....
Sorry to hear that. The Cavanaugh Museum was an interesting place to visit....

re: Christmas Sex

Posted by BondJamesBond on 12/24/23 at 11:39 am
[quote]. Wife said it's not Christmas yet.[/quote] Your wife has you on a very strict ABC sexual regiment?...
It is worth mentioning that during the Battle of the Bulge, McAuliffe reported to General Troy H. Middleton. [img]https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.02bc33b2489a803949e0a3ed33a8cd90?rik=kmJmfK7Jgd8z6w&riu=http%3a%2f%2f87thinfantrydivision.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2005%2f08%2fMiddletonTroy-02.jpg&ehk...
[quote]intercourse with 919 men over a period of 12 hours.[/quote] I imagine that kept the fluff girls rather busy....
[img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8GhVsLGOWX0/maxresdefault.jpg width=444[/img]...
"It's faster horses Younger women Older whiskey More money"...
Wonder if any of the hundred State Dept and USAID staffers who signed a memo criticizing Biden's policy will get fired....