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When you have valiantly fought the urge to vomit and finally give in…
Posted on 4/18/24 at 3:57 pm
Posted on 4/18/24 at 3:57 pm
By sticking a finger down your throat, it is the right decision 97% of the time. Go ahead and get it over with. But when you do it and 6 hours later you are still vomiting, well then you have my day today.
Your Humble Pimpness thanks you in advance for your many upvotes and sincere well wishes as I celebrate Vomitapalooza 2024. Good times. The doctor has agreed to see me tomorrow and recommended that I drink pedialyte. Which sets up nicely as the OT informed me today that pedialyte causes cancer and so I clearly can call Gordon to get that malpractice suit rolling. If I die before my big settlement, I bequeath my Pez collection to Poultry Boy and my Penthouse Forum hardback collection to Owlie.
You may now resume your lesbian dance therapy classes.
Your Humble Pimpness thanks you in advance for your many upvotes and sincere well wishes as I celebrate Vomitapalooza 2024. Good times. The doctor has agreed to see me tomorrow and recommended that I drink pedialyte. Which sets up nicely as the OT informed me today that pedialyte causes cancer and so I clearly can call Gordon to get that malpractice suit rolling. If I die before my big settlement, I bequeath my Pez collection to Poultry Boy and my Penthouse Forum hardback collection to Owlie.
You may now resume your lesbian dance therapy classes.
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Posted on 4/18/24 at 3:58 pm to Lsupimp
You’re going to the dr just because you’re throwing up? Are you vomiting blood?
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 4/18/24 at 3:58 pm to Lsupimp
Never change OT, never change!
Posted on 4/18/24 at 3:59 pm to Lsupimp
Are you Gus Fring?
Posted on 4/18/24 at 3:59 pm to Lsupimp
Hangover vomits are the worst.
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 4:00 pm
Posted on 4/18/24 at 3:59 pm to Lsupimp
Prayers sent.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:00 pm to Lsupimp
I’ve been over the toilet for over 24hrs and didn’t go to the doc. Pussy
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:00 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:01 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
By sticking a finger down your throat
always double check its a finger first.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:01 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
By sticking a finger down your throat
Trashy. Never done this once in my life.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:02 pm to Lsupimp
I would've started this thread tomorrow night or some time during Saturday.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:02 pm to Lsupimp
Nope. Nope, nope, nope. I haven't puked, for anything, since high school graduation night.* If I throw up, you may as well go ahead and shoot me, I'm done.
*Knocks on wooden table beside me.
*Knocks on wooden table beside me.
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:02 pm to Walt OReilly
I have a heriditary esophageal issue. Had to spend time in the emergency room a few months ago. I have know for years it was coming but yikes it still sucks This is round two.
But enough about me….how is your ED going , Walt ?
But enough about me….how is your ED going , Walt ?
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:02 pm to Lsupimp
My over 50 men’s vitamins make me nauseated every morning. That’s all I got.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:05 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
When you have valiantly fought the urge to vomit and finally give in...By sticking a finger down your throat,
If I'm fighting the urge, I don't need an assist when I give in, it just comes.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:31 pm to facher08
quote:
If I'm fighting the urge, I don't need an assist when I give in, it just comes.
When you get that bitter taste just inside your lower molars. It’s coming.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:33 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
By sticking a finger down your throat, it is the right decision 97% of the time.
My bulimic ex says it's 100% of the time.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:35 pm to Lsupimp
I'll write you a lovely poem pimp.
The pimp of LSU,
Thought he knew what to do,
A finger down his throat...
But that was all she wrote
The pimp of LSU,
Thought he knew what to do,
A finger down his throat...
But that was all she wrote
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:36 pm to facher08
quote:
If I'm fighting the urge, I don't need an assist when I give in, it just comes.
This. If you have to stick a finger down your throat I question if you were really fighting anything.
My motto is it's better to be called Ralph for a night at a party than to end up like Hendrix or Bonham.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:37 pm to Lsupimp
I got a better idea..
I will jab step, cut baseline and dunk on you bitch!!!
I will jab step, cut baseline and dunk on you bitch!!!
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